Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies
By Winter Knight
Chapter 1: Dawn of the Eds"
Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy...
This story was inspired by "Marvel Zombies"
The fanfic's theme songs are the theme to the movie "Creepshow" and "Move your Dead Bones" by Dr. Reanimator.
Sorry fans of "The Grim Adventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy", but I'm busy this summer but Grim-Eds will continue. Beside this is a pet project I always wanted to work on since I've been reading "Marvel Zombies" and what if what happened to the marvel super heroes happened to the Eds...well this is the result!
WARNING!!!: this takes place in a alternate universe and is NOT in the same continuity as "The Grim Ed-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy"! Also this story has gruesome violence that I'm afraid it will harm the rating system! This is the first time I've ever done a Rated M fanfic but don't say I didn't warn you!
Also do Double D fangirls hate the idea of everyone's favorite sockhead as a zombie?
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Once upon a time, in a alternate universe, a dark tale of pure horror beings...
The setting is Peach Creek Junior High and everyone is in Science Class. Double D is perfecting the art of dissecting a frog and Eddy is trying to cut off the legs of the frogs so he can start a frogs' leg scam and Double D then says "Eddy, I don't care if frogs' legs are a delicacy in France but what you are doing is not out of education reasons and well..it's just gross." Eddy replies "Clam up Sockhead! I will make a killing off of these frogs' legs after school, first I will try to sell them in the teachers' lounge and then I...speaking of gross, where's lumpy?" And then Double D and Eddy see Ed with a paper bag over his head and walks to his table. Eddy then says "Geez, is Ed the "Unknown Sad Sack of Cyber City"? AHAHAHA! Double D then says "Actually I prefer the name "Emo Boy".
Eddy and Double D then see Ed at his table and crunching sounds are coming from his paper bag mask and as Eddy pulls it off...
HE SEES ED EATING HIS FROG AND HIS FACE LOOKS ROTTED!!!
Eddy then puts the paper bag mask on Ed and says "Either Lumpy has a bad case of acne or he's starting to resemble Calista Flockheart!" Double D then grabs Ed and says to a unseen science teacher "Please Excuse us Professor Savini but we need to take Ed to see Nurse Barbara, he's sick and seems delusional" and Ed says in a creepy voice at random "WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!!!"
At the Nurse's office Eddy and Double D wait outside for Ed but then they hear a scream and when Double D and Eddy see what's going on, to their horror they see...
ED IS EATING THE FLESH, BRAINS AND INNARDS OF NURSE BARBARA AND HE LOOKS AT THE TWO!
Eddy then yells out "RUN!" and so the two run as fast as they can but they bump into their unseen history teacher Mr. Romero. Before Mr. Romero can say anything, Ed jumps at him and tears him in half and eats his guts and innards. The bell rings for lunchtime and everyone is going there, Eddy and Double D run to the lunchroom and Eddy yells out "EVERYBODY RUN OUT OF THE LUNCHROOM! OR ELSE YOU WILL ALL BE LUNCH! ED IS NOW A ZOMBIE!" Everyone then laughs at Eddy and Kevin then says "Yeah right dork! We aren't gonna fall for that one again!" But then Ed appears behind Jimmy and bites his shoulder, Jimmy then cries and says "I got a owie on my shoulder Sarah!
Sarah then gets really angry and says "ED YOU STUPID LUMMOX! I'M TELLING MOM YOU BIT JIMMY!" Ed then grabs Sarah and Ed evilly grins and says in a creepy voice "I will tell mom how tasty you are before I devour her flesh!" Double D then jumps in front of Sarah as he pushes her aside and struggles with Ed. Eddy sees Ed fighting with Double D and is about to leave until he sees Jimmy in the same condition as Ed and tries to bite Eddy's arm but his braces prevented him to do so. "Zombie-Jimmy" then says, Oh you were gonna taste bad anyway! I'll eat Sar..." Jimmy got ran over by Rolf riding on Wilfred the pig to safety while Johnny in his Captain Melonhead costume escapes with Sarah in his arms. Eddy managed to escape by throwing a rock through a glass window.
Double D then goes up to Kevin and says "C'mon Kevin, we got to get you out of here before the zombies get us!" Kevin then says "I don't need your help "Double Dweeb"! Double D then says "Oh but I insist but I have a question to ask you..."
Double D and Kevin then stop in front of Ed and Jimmy as evil grinning zombies and Kevin looks nervous and Double D says "My question was... WHAT DOES A DORK TASTE LIKE?" And Double D takes of his sockhat and reveals that the top half of his scalp was eaten and Ed was continuing to chew Double D's scalp as if it was bubble gum. Double D then says "Normally we would affect you so you can enjoy the embrace if living death like the rest of us but we need food and now we finally have our source..." Jimmy then says "We'll get the others later but as for right now... hee hee hee..." And Ed yells out "WHERE'S MY CAKE!" for no apppearant reason.
And so the Ed, Double D and Jimmy zombies grab Kevin and drag him away as he screams "YOU UNDEAD DORKS! LET ME GO...NO... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...