Disclaimer: Harry Potter and "Little Bit of Soul" are the works, respectively, of J. K. Rowling and the Music Explosion, neither of whom, I'm sure, ever saw anything like this coming.
If you're afraid of death and want to draw its sting,
Put a little bit of soul in your granddad's ring
And if you've opened a Chamber and want your due,
Put a little bit of soul in your diary, too
Now if you've charmed a Grey Ghost's defences down,
Put a little bit of soul in her mama's crown
How 'bout those other two artifacts you stole?
You might as well infuse them with some little bits of soul
And if you've got some left when you kill that old gard'ner,
Put a little bit of soul in your serpentine partner, yeah
Sure, it's obscene, grotesque, and a bit outré,
But if it keeps me breathing, then what the hey
Some might prefer to die with their psyches whole,
But give me lots more life with just a little bit of soul
A little bit of soul, yeah, a little bit of soul
A little bit of soul, yeah, a little bit of soul
A little bit of soul, yeah, a little bit of soul...
