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Aria and Aria
Aria Montgomery is 20 years old. Right now she's in her car on the way back to Rosewood after her first year at John Adams College.
"I wonder what Ezra's doin'..." thinks Aria.
She wear a white tank top, a yellow leather jacket, tight jeans and white shoes.
"Hanna probably forgot to go to the FedEx office and grab that package for me. Should call her later and remind her." says Aria.
Suddenly the sky turn dark like at night, even though it's in the middle of the day and then a green light flash high above the road.
"Hi, Aria! Didn't expect to see me, now did ya?" says a familiar voice.
Aria look towards the seat next to her in the car and there sit non other than herself. Or a version of herself.
This other Aria has longer hair, wear much more slutty make up and her outfit of choice is a short leather skirt, a red latex bra, a black leather overcoat and silver-colored shoes with 6 inch steel heels.
"Who are you?" says Aria.
"I'm you, from another reality. One where a bimbo named Monica stole the man I loved more than life itself and made me look like a poopin' lil' kid in front of Em, Han and Spencer." says alternate Aria.
"Tell me, why are you here then?" says Aria.
"Simple. My mission in your universe is to claim for myself what I lost and was meant for me all the time. You will feel what it's like to lose him. I'm gonna take Ezra from you, baby." says alternate Aria.
"Ya can't be evil. It's not part of you 'cause it ain't part of me and you and I are the same woman." says Aria.
"We were the same. After I lost my handsome Ezra, I became more evil than A ever was. Yes, you are Aria too and deserve Ezra as much as me, but I can only care for myself since from my point of view I am the real me so I'll take Ezra and bring him home to my reality. Sorry, me wish this didn't have to happen. I really do, but I need Ezra." says alternate Aria.
"I find it quite hard to believe ya. Also my friends, Spencer, Em and Hanna-Boo would never allow me to sink so low that I'd turn evil." says Aria.
"Actually they would. In my world they are sort of evil too. Em turned evil after she could no longer deal with losing all her girlfriends that A killed, Hanna went evil out of pure anger after Caleb's dick lost it's power to please Hanna sexually and Spencer joined the A-team for unknown reasons and because of that I was forced to stab her in the back last year. Since then she's been hooked up to life support and we refuse to let her go despite what she's done." says evil Aria.
"That can't be true. What you've told me makes no sense." says Aria.
"Not to you, girl. To me it all is logical like an orgasm. I won't let you stop me from getting what I want and need." says evil Aria.
"Please don't hurt me." says Aria.
"No worry. I won't even break a hair on your head, if you cooperate that is." says evil Aria.
"Cooperate? I will never let you have my man." says Aria.
"If I kill your mom, would that make you less of a loser?" says evil Aria.
"No! Leave mom out of this. Whatever problem ya have, take it with me." says Aria.
"Ha! You can never defeat me, lil' Aria. I have nothing to lose and all to win so I'm so fuckin' motivated that I'm pretty much 100 % invincible and I of course I also have a secret weapon, just in case the shit will go wrong for me." says evil Aria.
"I'm not as weak as ya think." says Aria.
Aria try to knock evil Aria out from the car, but to Aria's surprise, evil Aria grab the door of the car and swing herself back inside the car.
"Ya gotta do way better than that, girl." says evil Aria with a slutty evil smile.
"Just explain one thing. If you are evil and Em, Han and Spence are as well, what is Alison like?" says Aria.
"Alison? She died in a fire at age 8. None of us were sad to see the weak lame tiny shy insecure kid go." says evil Aria.
"Alison in your world was not sexual, manipulative and sassy?" says Aria.
"No, never. She was a shy weak kid, being a victim of Mona who used to bully Ali all the time." says evil Aria.
"Holy shit. Your reality sure is fucked up like hell. Ali shy and weak? Me being evil...? No! This is not good." says Aria.
"See ya, baby!" says evil Aria. "You better hurry back to Rosewood. I might take Ezra before you'll make it there."
Evil Aria disappear.
Aria drive as fast as is legal to Rosewood.
Once in Rosewood, she hurry to Ezra's apartment and she get happy to see that he's still there.
"Ezra, thank God you're safe." says a happy Aria.
"I'm pretty sure there's nothing to worry about. A is locked up in a jail cell that she can't escape from." says Ezra.
"Yeah, but there's someone else who's after you and she look like me. She's me from another reality." says Aria.
"Another reality?" says Ezra.
"I know it sounds weird, but it's true. She showed up a couple hours ago and told me that she'd steal you from me since the Ezra in her reality was taken from her." says Aria.
"This isn't a joke?" says Ezra.
"No, I'm serious." says Aria.
Evil Aria suddenly appear in a flash of green light.
"See...that's her." says Aria.
"Aria...and Aria?" says Ezra.
"I'm Aria, but not that lame lil' thing over there who you know so well. I'm the real Aria Montgomery. And you're going with me, Ezra Fitz." says evil Aria.
"Don't touch him, bitch!" says Aria.
Aria try to punch evil Aria, but evil Aria does a swift backflip and avoid Aria's attack.
"Too slow, lil' Aria!" says evil Aria.
Evil Aria launch a blast of green light from her hand, knocking Aria down.
"C'mon, let's go, Ezra!" says evil Aria as she grab Ezra's hand.
Evil Aria and Ezra disappear in a flash of green light.
"No!" scream Aria.
2 hours later.
"Aria, there's no such thing as alternate realities. Professor James Orion at the University of Glasgow has done research and proved once and for all that time and space is 92.7 % linear, which means that alternate quantum realities are physically impossible." says Spencer.
"What did I see then? She was there, she took Ezra from me." says Aria.
"I do not doubt that you saw what you claim you saw, but it might not have been real." says Spencer.
"C'mon, Spencer. I'm not drunk or on drugs or any such shit. I know what I saw. The other version of me attacked me and took Ezra with her." says Aria. "Truth is, I never thought there were stuff like this either and still there appearently is."
"Spencer, your friend is telling the truth." says evil Aria as she suddenly appear in a flash of green light.
"Aria...?" says Spencer.
"Yes or 'Miss Montgomery' as your counterpart in my world tend to call me." says evil Aria.
Evil Aria pull out a gun and aim it at Aria.
"Kiss your crap farewell for all fuckin' eternity, baby." says evil Aria as she fire the gun.
Spencer jump in front of Aria and take the bullet for Aria.
"No!" says Aria.
Aria use a karate kick to knock the gun from evil Aria's hand.
"Nice! You're not as lame as I though, but I sure haven't underestimated you. Remember that we're both Aria Montgomery. I know every weakness you have." says evil Aria.
"Maybe so. If that's true you also have those same weaknesses and I can use that to my advantage." says Aria.
Aria grab the gun and aim it at evil Aria.
"Kill me, then you'll never get Ezra back." says evil Aria.
"I'm not stupid. Of course I know that. You're gonna bring Ezra back to me." says Aria.
"Never! Ezra's my man now and I'm gonna force him to love me." says evil Aria.
"Stop. If you're really Aria Montgomery you know that ya can't force someone to love you." says Aria.
"Fuck you!" says evil Aria. "I'm a better Aria than you ever was."
"No, you're not." says Aria as she fire a warning shot past evil Aria's left arm.
"Ha! You'll never catch me, slut." says evil Aria as she open a portal of green light and jump through it.
"Come back here." says Aria as she jump through as well.
Aria end up in what looks like Rosewood, but it's dark in the middle of the day and several buldings are on fire and the words "Long live the Sexy Little Liars! Viva la revolution!" are written in blood on the wall of the church.
The Brew is also gone, replaced by a gun store and Rosewood High has been painted black.
"Welcome to my world." says evil Aria as she step out from behind a tree.
"So this is the reality you're from? Explains why you turned evil, living in such a dark place." says Aria.
"I love this town. It's my beloved sexy Rosewood." says evil Aria.
"Who wrote that stuff on the church? Tell me." says Aria.
"Hanna-Boo did, last week." says evil Aria.
"Sexy Little Liars? Is that what you bitches call yourselves?" says Aria.
"Sometimes, yes. It was Em's idea." says evil Aria.
"I don't like that." says Aria.
"Too bad 'cause I do." says evil Aria.
"Yeah, but you're evil and I'm not." says Aria.
"Not only am I evil, I'm also the real Aria." says evil Aria.
"No. I'm the real Aria." says Aria.
"Wait a sec, you said Hanna wrote that shit on the church, but Hanna cannot have done that. She doesn't speak Spanish." says Aria.
"In this world she does. Hanna knows like 12 different languages." says evil Aria.
"Things sure are not like I know them around here. Very clearly not the Rosewood I live in." says Aria.
Evil Hanna walk up from seemingly nowhere and stand next to evil Aria.
"Hi, Han!" says evil Aria.
"Good to see you back. And you've brought a little guest, I see." says evil Hanna.
"Yeah, this is Aria from the crappy reality." says evil Aria as she gesture towards normal Aria.
"Obviously. She look so much weaker than you." says evil Hanna.
Evil Hanna has much more curly hair than normal Hanna and wear a black hoodie, pink latex tights and black combat boots.
"Did ya take care of that piece of loser shit like I asked ya to?" says evil Aria.
"Sure. Mona's dead." says evil Hanna.
"Good." says evil Aria.
"Yeah." says evil Hanna.
"If you kill Lucas as well, you'll get 9000 dollars, Han." says evil Aria.
"No problem. I'll do it tomorrow." says evil Hanna.
"Hey! Don't forget that I'm still here, girl." says Aria.
"Don't worry. We're soon going to make you cry for mommy." says evil Aria.
"You shouldn't count on it." says Aria.
"Hanna, take her down." says evil Aria.
"Oh, yeah! This will be erotic." says evil Hanna.
Evil Hanna launch a pink pulse of light from her hand.
The pulse fly towards Aria, but Aria jump to the side and avoid it.
"Fuck! Again, Hanna." says evil Aria.
"Sexy." says evil Hanna as she once again launch a pink pulse of light from her hand.
The pulse fly past Aria's head.
"Hanna-Boo, attack again." says evil Aria.
Evil Hanna spin around while throwing multiple bolts of pink light towards Aria.
One of the bolts hit Aria in her left arm.
The sleeve of Aria's shirt is destroyed and blood flow out from a wound on Aria's arm.
"That hurts..." says Aria.
"Awesome! Cry for your loser of a mommy." says evil Hanna.
"My mom's not a loser." says Aria.
"Yes, she is." says evil Hanna.
Evil Hanna transform into a demon.
"Hanna-Boo, kill her!" says evil Aria.
Aria run to the park and hide behind a large tree.
"Let's find her." says evil Aria.
"Alright." says evil Hanna as she transform into herself again.
"C'mon, Han." says evil Aria.
"Okay." says evil Hanna.
Evil Aria and evil Hanna walk towards the church.
2 hours later in evil Spencer's bedroom.
"Spence, we can't find her." says evil Aria.
"You should have asked me from the start." says evil Spencer as she turn on her computer and use a tracking system to locate Aria. "She's in the southern part of the park, righ there."
"Thanks, babe. I owe ya one." says evil Aria.
"No, no problem." says evil Spencer.
"Hanna, let's go." says evil Aria.
"As you wish, Aria." says evil Hanna.
Evil Aria and evil Hanna goes to the park.
"Hello, baby!" says evil Aria as she sneak up behind Aria.
"Oh my gosh!" says Aria in fear and surprise.
Evil Aria grab Aria by the neck, trying to strangle Aria.
Aria hold the gun to evil Aria's boobs.
"Let go or I'll fire." says Aria.
Evil Aria remove her hand from Aria's neck.
"Poop! Damn it." says evil Hanna.
"Tell me where Ezra is." says Aria.
"You'll never find him." says evil Aria.
"I disagree." says Aria.
Aria fire the gun and takes down evil Hanna.
Evil Hanna does not die, but she get seriously hurt.
Aria run away.
"Come back!" scream evil Aria in anger.
Aria hide behind a car.
"Come out, come out, wherever ya are." sings evil Aria.
"What the shit is that, Aria?" says evil Hanna.
"Just a lil' something my mom used to sing when I was a..." begins evil Aria when an explosion make her stop.
It comes from the Montgomery house.
"No! My parents..." says evil Aria as she run home.
22 minutes later, evil Aria get to where her home used to be.
The house is on fire, but fortunately her parents and her brother are alive.
"Aria, where have you been?" says Ella.
"I was trying to kill the other Aria, but I can't find her." says evil Aria.
"Take a break, sweetie. You focus too much on what you want, it's making you tired." says Ella.
"Maybe you're right, mommy." says evil Aria, giving her mother a hug.
"I know you're evil and I support that, but you almost never rest these days and I don't want you to wear yourself out, girl." says Ella.
"Alright. I'm takin' a few hours off and let Hanna deal with the weak Aria for me." says evil Aria.
Evil Aria sends a txt to evil Hanna. It says "Babe, I'm taking a few hours of rest. Find the weak Aria and kill her for me. Thanks. Aria out."
2 hours later.
"Give up, loser." says evil Hanna when she finds Aria at the mall.
"Never. Tell my evil self to face me in person instead of sending you to kill me, Han." says Aria.
"Oh, got some backbone after all, do you?" says evil Hanna.
"I have more backbone than you." says Aria.
"Unlikely." says evil Hanna.
"C'mon then." says Aria.
Evil Hanna run foward, but Aria kick her down.
"Fuck you!" scream evil Hanna.
"Tell me where the evil Aria is or I kill you." says Aria as she hold the gun to evil Hanna's neck.
"Rosewood High...the Math classroom..." says evil Hanna.
"That better be true." says Aria as she knock evil Hanna out.
Aria goes to Rosewood High and enter the Math classroom.
Evil Aria sit on a couch in there, sleeping.
"Wake up and tell me where you hide Ezra, ya bimbo." says Aria.
"What? How the poop did ya find me?" says evil Aria as she wake up.
"Your version of Hanna told me." says Aria.
"Did you kill her?" says evil Aria.
"No. I left her knocked out on Thorne Street." says Aria.
"Loser. If you were badass you would have killed Hanna." says evil Aria.
"Tell me where Ezra is, now." says Aria.
"Never. Not even if you lick me to orgasm, girl." says evil Aria.
"Ya gotta be kidding." says Aria.
"I'm not. Ya see, unlike you, I am bisexual. My first girl I had sex with was Hanna." says evil Aria.
"You are weird." says Aria.
"No, but you're weak." says evil Aria.
"Never." says Aria as she knock out evil Aria.
Aria notice a trap door in the floor.
She open it and climb down the rope ladder that is there.
She get down into some sort of dungeon where a lot of weapons are stored. There are rifles, guns, sword, knifes and other weapons too.
"I guess all of this belongs to the evil me." says Aria.
Aria suddenly see a door to another room.
She try to open the door, but it's locked.
Aria now notice that there's a fingerprint lock and an audio reciever.
"Damn!" says Aria, but then she remember that since she and evil Aria are the same person she might be able to open the door.
Aria put her right thumb against the fingerprint lock's screen, a light switch from red to green and a computer voice says "Comfirm by voice sample."
"Aria Montgomery." says Aria.
"Accepted. Welcome, Aria." says the computer voice.
Aria open the door and finds Ezra, locked in place by heavy thick steel chains and asleep.
"Ezra, wake up..." says Aria.
"Leave me alone, evil bitch!" scream Ezra in anger as he wake up.
"Relax, it's me." says Aria.
"Oh, sorry. I thought you were the evil Aria. Help me out from here." says Ezra.
"How? I don't have the key." says Aria.
The chains are locked with a big fat padlock.
"The other Aria probably has it." says Ezra.
"Yeah...wait I'll be right back." says Aria as she leave.
She goes back up to the classroom and search the still knocked out evil Aria and finds a small leather bag inside evil Aria's panties. In the bag is a gold key.
Aria grab the key and walk abck to Ezra.
The key fit the padlock, but when Aria and Ezra are about to leave, evil Aria show up with a long sword in her hands.
"Aria, once I was like you and since you are technically as much the real Aria as I am I will give you a fair chance. Let's have a sword duel, winner get to be Ezra's woman." says evil Aria as she give Aria a sword.
"You must be insane, but I will fight to defend my man's honor." says Aria.
"Let's begin." says evil Aria.
Aria and evil Aria starts their sword duel.
"Viva la revolution!" says evil Aria as she swing her sword.
"Try again, bitch!" says Aria as she block evil Aria's attack.
"Fuck you!" says evil Aria.
"Never." says Aria as she swing her sword.
Aria cut towards evil Aria's arm, hurting her.
"No! Give up, loser!" says evil Aria in anger.
"I won't." says Aria.
"Too bad..." says evil Aria.
Evil Aria swing her sword.
"I shall not lose." says Aria as she block the attack.
Aria stab evil Aria in the heart, killing her.
"I wish she didn't have to die. She was still Aria Montgomery despite all the evil things she has done." says Aria.
"Well, the world is better without her and no punishment will ever come upon you for killing her. It's what she deserve." says Ezra.
"You're right. Let's go and find a way back home." says Aria. "Maybe we can return through the portal that brought me here."
Aria and Ezra goes to the place where Aria arrived in the alternate reality.
When they get there, evil Emily guard the portal.
"This far, no fucking further." says evil Emily.
Emily has an M 1 Garand rifle and aim it at Aria.
"Please, Em..." says Aria.
"I have orders to only kill you, Aria. The other you want Ezra to survive." says evil Emily.
"The other Aria's dead. Step aside." says Aria.
"Never!" says evil Emily.
"Sorry, Emily..." says Ezra as he grab Aria's sword and throw it.
The sword hit evil Emily in the heart, killing her.
"Awesome!" says a happy Aria.
Aria and Ezra run through the portal.
They return to the normal reality.
The portal disappear.
"No! You'll pay for this, Aria." says evil Spencer when she arrive and finds evil Emily dead.
Evil Spencer opens the portal again.
She jump through.
Ezra punch evil Spencer in the face and push her back to her world.
The portal disappear again.
"I hope we never meet someone from that other reality ever again." says Aria.
"So do I, Aria." says Ezra.
At the same time in the other reality.
"Hanna, she killed our Aria and our Emily and took Ezra back." says evil Spencer.
"What can we do? The portals to her reality cannot be opened again..." says evil Hanna.
"I'm not sure, but one way or another we will get our revenge." says evil Spencer.
"Okay..." says evil Hanna.
"Yeah." says evil Spencer.
"Why can't we use the ancient sarcophagus to bring Em and Aria back to life?" says evil Hanna.
"Because the sarcophagus no longer has power." says evil Spencer.
"Fuck!" says evil Hanna.
"We need more naquadah to use the sarcophagus and we have no more naquadah left." says evil Spencer.
"That's bad." says evil Hanna.
"I agree, but there's nothing we can do." says evil Spencer.
Author's note: Did y'all notice the reference to a certain sci-fi show?
The End.