A/N: I know you all voted for famous quotes for my next oneshot series, and I do intend to do that- but currently I'm in an Halloweeny mood. I'm working on the next chapter for Rise Of The Reaper (which will be up by October 31st), I just got sidetracked by my own personal writing for awhile. I have no intention of abandoning it or my fics. But right now, you're going to be hit with a 10 chapter October/Autumn themed series. I give you Octoberfest!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.


Swan Dive

"Bella, don't even think about it."

Bella narrowed her eyes, a smirk eclipsing her face.

"Bella, no." Edward warned, narrowing his eyes right back at her.

She paid him no heed as she bolted forward, swan diving head first into the huge pile of leaves.

Edward glanced down at the rake in his hand, all his not-so-hard work ruined.

"Oh well," He shrugged, tossing the garden tool to the ground. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

Dashing ahead, he cannonballed into the leaves, causing Bella to shriek.