Chapter 1

THIS WILL CONTAIN NSFW IN LATER CHAPTERS AND GRUBS FOR HIGHBLOOD GAMZEE

GAMKAR RED, ERISOL KISMESIS, AND TAVRIS RED IS IN THIS AS WELL

Your name is Gamzee Makara and my god you are in heat so badly that whenever you walk you feel like everything in your little nook and bulge is about to explode. This is the time around Alternia when trolls are in heat and need to mate or Pail as troll kins call it.

So what are you doing?

You're sitting by the beach of course since you have no matesprit whatsoever, you wanted to have something to do this time at the mating season but my God it's hard to find a mate these days on Alternia.

Let's see... You considered Tavros Nitram, your rapping buddy troll of all time, to pail with you and be your matesprit but when you were gone to ask him before mating season had started, you saw that he was kissing on Vriska Serket, so no he's outta the picture.

You thought of the others..

Kanaya of course is not ever gonna be a reccomendation since she is probably with Rose at the moment no doubt doing the matesprit seasoning things.

You thought for a minute about Terezi, but then you grimaced at the thought of pailing with her. What if she like licked you all over? You didn't like the sound of that. Anyway she seems like she really likes... Karkat...

Karkat Vantas, your notorious ex-moirail.

You always had feelings for the little crabby troll deep down, you just never wanted to mess up the relationship like the moiraillegiance with your little " shitty stupid reasons " that Karkat would probably say. He no doubt has a matesprit at the moment.

You sigh knowing that every other troll is happy but you.

" Motherfuck... I need a mother fucking miracle too. " you say to yourself.

You also think in your head, since you are a highblood that you need an heir to the throne after you pass on fully no godtier. You don't like the thought of pailing just to have a little grub or something like that cause deep down, you don't really want to be a subjuggulator like your ancestor, The Grand Highblood, was.

However... The thought of caring for a grub like your father never did.. It makes you want to be the best " father " like the humans call it like that Dave human, god you hate him.

You shake off the feeling in your head from the thoughts of a little grub wriggling around.

You look down at the empty pie tin next to you and the empty faygo bottle on the other side of you and sigh deeply knowing that your sea-goat lusus isn't coming. You get bored eventually and pull out your husktop from your sylladex and see that you have a message on Pesterchum.

What do ya know, It's Karkat what a surprise.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]

CG: HEY YOU NOOKSNIFFER WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED SO... YEAH... WHAT'S FUCKING UP?

TC: AwWwW MaN, WhAt's uP My mOtHeRfUcKiNg bRo iT'S GoOd tO HeAr fRoM YoU.

CG: YEAH YEAH OKAY WHATEVER GAMZEE HEY ARE YOU FREE?

You look over the message " ARE YOU FREE? " thinking and blushing a light indigo.

CG: GAMZEE? EARTH TO DUMBASS CLOWN? YOU THERE?

TC: OhHhH ShIt sOrRy bRo sPaCeD OuT On yOu i'm sOrRy )o:

CG: ARE YOU GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION?

TC: YeAh bRo i'm fReE WhY?

CG: WE NEED TO TALK AND I DON'T CARE WHAT DAY IT IS JUST SOON OKAY.

TC: WoAh oKaY MoThErFuCkEr cAlM ThOsE CrAbBy oL' TiTtIeS Yo )o: HoNk.

CG: SHUT UP I'LL COME BY TOMORROW AND WE'LL TALK THEN SEE YA THEN I GUESS.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] stopped trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]

Holy shit oh shit oh shit ohhhh shitttt... Did Karkat just totally ask if you were free to hang out? Even after you told him you didn't want to be moirail's anymore?!

You grip your hair and almost flip your husktop, you are scared that you will hurt Karkat again you care so much about him to hurt him again.

You also realize that you are terribly in heat and it's killing you, you need to pail but what if you jump on Karkat and force him to pail..? Stopping in mid thought you grip your hair harder and breathe heavily not wanting to hurt Karkat and thinking about your feelings..

... Do you love Karkat Vantas? You sit and think about that question and you sigh.

" Well... I guess this mother fucker is gonna have to wait on a mother fucking miracle to stop by tomorrow.. Honk. "