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Okies… so my mom and my dad were having this really random conversation while me and my brother were watching tv… trying not to laugh…. And EPICALLY failing ^^''

Anyways I decided to take down random parts of it to put into a fic *best idea ever!* ya… I don't know what happened with the window thing… I started writing it after the conversation started -_-'' sorry :L but I couldn't resist… I 3 my mommy :D but she's funny xxxxx

…. Woah, in this my family sounds high :L but we're not… we were just bored and there was nothing on T.V. :D

Random people in this are members of my family or people I don't actually know :L (not listed)

Tyson= my mom …. Ray= my dad …. Kai (OOC) = my 2nd oldest brother …. Spencer= my oldest brother …. Max= me :3

The Conversation: O

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Tyson sitting in front of a fire: "Johnny got his double insulated windows today".

Ray sitting in an armchair trying not laugh: "Insulated windows? Really?"

Kai and Max sitting on couch eating food: "Pfft…hahahahaha"

Tyson confused: "Yeah, insulated."

Ray in between laughs: "Ty, you can't… get insulated … windows"

Tyson:"Yeah there are two glass thingies and the insulation's in between them"

Kai recovered from laughing: "That's double glazing, not insulation"

Max:"If it was insulated, you wouldn't see through it"

Tyson & Ray at the same time: "Well, who'd want to look at him?"

-Lots of laughing-

Tyson: "Guess who I saw down town today?"

Ray, Kai & Max:"Who?"

Tyson: "Spencer and you would not believe what he was wearing!"

Ray:"What was he wearing?"

Tyson: "Well, he looked like a pilot!"

Kai to Max:"A 'pilot'? This will be good"

Max:nodding while laughing VERY loudly

Tyson: "He had greenish grey army pants, a short darker grey cardigan and a big fluffy/furry hat that covered his ears!"

Ray: "So he's a Japanese pilot?"

Max: "Watch out, he might bomb us with furry hats!"

Kai: "O nooo what shall we do? :O"

Tyson: "That's not all, he forgot to shave :L"

Ray stroking invisible beard: "Maybe he's going somewhere… like beard-man-island :L"

Tyson: "And then I saw Enrique"

Ray: "Hahahaha, what was he wearing? What did he say?"

Tyson: "Well, he looked like an oversized marshmallow in his jacket, then he stood beside Spencer-"

Max: "Maybe they were going to Alaska?"

Kai: "Well, I'll-ask-ya something, what did he say? :L"

Tyson: "O, he just asked how much a small bag of spuds were and I told him 4 or 5 euro :L"

-More laughing-

Ray:"Tala was telling me a story at work today"

Everybody listening while trying to calm down….

Ray: "He said he driving out from where he parked and there was this shepherd dog attacking his tyres…. So he's there driving looking for the dog…. He can't see the dog and 'bump' he turns around and there's the dog…. He then went up the mountain where he saw three other shepherd dogs staring at the wheels of the car, he turned to Bryan and said ''I'm after killing one of them… now THERES THREE OF THEM GOING TO KILL ME!'' Bryan then says "It's okay, you have FOUR tyres :L"

Max doesn't find it funny…. Everybody else is laughing.. but will probably feel guilty later

Tyson: "It was cold up there :L"

Ray: "Yeah, but it's warm in here :D"

Tyson: "Yeah, warm"

Ray: "not WAR-um …warm"

Tyson: "warm?"

Ray:WARM…not WAR-UM.

Tyson: -_-''

Ray joking"You're saying it like a worm is going to war—WAR-UM ! :L :)"

Tyson laughing on floor :D

Kai to Max: " I wouldn't mind but the worms would probably win in a war"

Max: "Pfft , I would confuse them with my socks :D"

But seriously, I LOVE my mom :D I'd die without her!

And it was way funnier before I wrote this, I was literally rolling on the floor and my dad is awesome…. OMG I GOTS AN IDEA FOR A SUPER SHORT 1 SHOT ! ^^

This is 100% true… it happened today and I got proof :P

R&R

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