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Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun except for maybe some merchandise but that's it. *Scoots away*
Aaand...I don't own Spongebob Squarepants. o_o; I'M READY!!
By the way...this will only last like..uhh...three or four chapters. Ok so that's long for a date but anywho...lets go see--
*some random guy walks up and knocks her out to the relief of all the readers*
Dude: There we go. Now let's get on with the reading!! XD *runs*
Millie and Wolfwood's Date
Chapter One: Stalker Kuraneko-sama & a Boxfull of Donuty Creamy Goodness
*Nine o'clock at night, in a park, somehow there is a park on Gunsmoke...just forget about it, ok? Anyway...*
*We see Wolfwood and Millie sitting next to eachother on a bench, taking in the nice view of stars and moons in the clear sky above getting all romantic-like.*
Millie: Those stars sure are cute!!
Wolfwood: Yeah...
Millie: Why don't we go out for some pudding, or donuts?
Wolfwood: Well, I could go for a cig...ok. Why not. There's nothing better to do.
*Suddenly Vash comes in*
Mille&Wolfwood: TonMrgarVashi?!
Vash: Oh hi! I was wondering who said "donuts". Where'ya goin, the local Krispy Creame?
Wolfwood: What the hell are you doing here Tongari?
Vash: Just a little sight-seeing is all.
Millie: How nice! Care to join us?
Wolfwood:*sweatdrops*
Millie: Bokushi-san, what's wrong?
Vash: Are we going, or what? I'm starving!!
Kuraneko-sama: Nyao!!
Everyone: o_o;
Wolfwood: Its that cat again!! All this time I've been thinking I'm just hilucinating that cat because no one says anything!! And here it is again! I swear Tongari, its following
you.
Vash: ...........
Millie: Its settled!! Off to the Krispy Creame!!
Vash: ALRIGHT!!
Wolfwood: Lord, take me now.
*Everyone runs off the donut shop, closely followed by Kuraneko-sama.*
--Ten minutes later on the street, almost to the donut shop.--
Wolfwood: *thinks: stupid cat.*
Millie: Bokushi-san?
Vash: Aw, don't worry about him. He's just not as secure without his stupid broken down bike.
Wolfwood: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISS MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELINA II!!
*Wolfwood tackles Vash and they start punching each other.*
Millie: Aww, how cute!!
*After about fifteen minutes of ripping hair out and the clatter of fallen teeth, Vash and Wolfwood stand up rubbing their heads.*
Kuraneko: Nyao nyao!!
Wolfwood: I've had enough! That cat's going DOWN.
Vash: What cat? OH! Its just a harmless little stray, don't kill it!!
Millie: But I've never seen it. It is very cute though!!
Wolfwood: This cat dies NOW!!
*Wolfwood's Cross Punisher suddely crashes down from nowhere.*
Millie&Vash: AH!!
Wolfwood:*while ripping off the belts and cloth and getting ready to fire the machine gun.* First Tongari, now this!! *starts firing it all around and people start screaming.*
Can't I go on one damn quiet date?
Vash: No, Nick, nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! *ducks for cover as a large piece of plaster comes down from some building*
Random Dude With A Megaphone: ATTENTION ALL PEDESTRIANS!! THE NEIGHBORHOOD PRIEST IS ON A KILLING RAMPAGE!! PLEASE SCREAM AND RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!..*pauses*...THANKS AND HAVE A NICE NIGHT!!
Author Dude Girl Person: Umm...the above, "Please scream and run around in circles." line was a spin-off of some line from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. o.o;
*Meryl runs into Millie*
Millie:*while ducking for cover* Hello Sempai!
Meryl: Hello. What is that idiot doing?
Vash: AH!! NOT THE B***HY WOMAN AGAIN!!*runs away screaming*
Meryl: Oh for heaven's sake.
Wolfwood:*breathing hard, finally stops*Can we continue this date or what?
Millie: Ok!!
Meryl: Millie, you never told me you and him were going out!!
Wolfwood:*attempts(and failss)to pull his hair out* ACK!!
Millie: Tee-hee!! ^^;
Author Chick: Yes, it might suck but I tried my best. *Gets her large fire-proof suit on.* Flame-throwers, bring it on!! 8D
And by the way, I accept the regular messages that normal people send. Thanks for reading!! ^^;
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun except for maybe some merchandise but that's it. *Scoots away*
Aaand...I don't own Spongebob Squarepants. o_o; I'M READY!!
By the way...this will only last like..uhh...three or four chapters. Ok so that's long for a date but anywho...lets go see--
*some random guy walks up and knocks her out to the relief of all the readers*
Dude: There we go. Now let's get on with the reading!! XD *runs*
Millie and Wolfwood's Date
Chapter One: Stalker Kuraneko-sama & a Boxfull of Donuty Creamy Goodness
*Nine o'clock at night, in a park, somehow there is a park on Gunsmoke...just forget about it, ok? Anyway...*
*We see Wolfwood and Millie sitting next to eachother on a bench, taking in the nice view of stars and moons in the clear sky above getting all romantic-like.*
Millie: Those stars sure are cute!!
Wolfwood: Yeah...
Millie: Why don't we go out for some pudding, or donuts?
Wolfwood: Well, I could go for a cig...ok. Why not. There's nothing better to do.
*Suddenly Vash comes in*
Mille&Wolfwood: TonMrgarVashi?!
Vash: Oh hi! I was wondering who said "donuts". Where'ya goin, the local Krispy Creame?
Wolfwood: What the hell are you doing here Tongari?
Vash: Just a little sight-seeing is all.
Millie: How nice! Care to join us?
Wolfwood:*sweatdrops*
Millie: Bokushi-san, what's wrong?
Vash: Are we going, or what? I'm starving!!
Kuraneko-sama: Nyao!!
Everyone: o_o;
Wolfwood: Its that cat again!! All this time I've been thinking I'm just hilucinating that cat because no one says anything!! And here it is again! I swear Tongari, its following
you.
Vash: ...........
Millie: Its settled!! Off to the Krispy Creame!!
Vash: ALRIGHT!!
Wolfwood: Lord, take me now.
*Everyone runs off the donut shop, closely followed by Kuraneko-sama.*
--Ten minutes later on the street, almost to the donut shop.--
Wolfwood: *thinks: stupid cat.*
Millie: Bokushi-san?
Vash: Aw, don't worry about him. He's just not as secure without his stupid broken down bike.
Wolfwood: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISS MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELINA II!!
*Wolfwood tackles Vash and they start punching each other.*
Millie: Aww, how cute!!
*After about fifteen minutes of ripping hair out and the clatter of fallen teeth, Vash and Wolfwood stand up rubbing their heads.*
Kuraneko: Nyao nyao!!
Wolfwood: I've had enough! That cat's going DOWN.
Vash: What cat? OH! Its just a harmless little stray, don't kill it!!
Millie: But I've never seen it. It is very cute though!!
Wolfwood: This cat dies NOW!!
*Wolfwood's Cross Punisher suddely crashes down from nowhere.*
Millie&Vash: AH!!
Wolfwood:*while ripping off the belts and cloth and getting ready to fire the machine gun.* First Tongari, now this!! *starts firing it all around and people start screaming.*
Can't I go on one damn quiet date?
Vash: No, Nick, nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! *ducks for cover as a large piece of plaster comes down from some building*
Random Dude With A Megaphone: ATTENTION ALL PEDESTRIANS!! THE NEIGHBORHOOD PRIEST IS ON A KILLING RAMPAGE!! PLEASE SCREAM AND RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!!..*pauses*...THANKS AND HAVE A NICE NIGHT!!
Author Dude Girl Person: Umm...the above, "Please scream and run around in circles." line was a spin-off of some line from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. o.o;
*Meryl runs into Millie*
Millie:*while ducking for cover* Hello Sempai!
Meryl: Hello. What is that idiot doing?
Vash: AH!! NOT THE B***HY WOMAN AGAIN!!*runs away screaming*
Meryl: Oh for heaven's sake.
Wolfwood:*breathing hard, finally stops*Can we continue this date or what?
Millie: Ok!!
Meryl: Millie, you never told me you and him were going out!!
Wolfwood:*attempts(and failss)to pull his hair out* ACK!!
Millie: Tee-hee!! ^^;
Author Chick: Yes, it might suck but I tried my best. *Gets her large fire-proof suit on.* Flame-throwers, bring it on!! 8D
And by the way, I accept the regular messages that normal people send. Thanks for reading!! ^^;