A/N: This is just a twisted little idea that popped into my head while I was watching Grease. I thought it might be amusing to someone, so please R/R. Thanx!

Disclaimer: None of the tunes or characters belong to me. I wish they did though.

There Are Worse Things I Could Do: Alanna

There are worse things I could do, Than duel with a boy, or two, Even if the palace court, Thinks I support Voldemort, I suppose it could be true, But there are worse things I could do.

I could fight, with all the guys, Ruin their smiles; poke out their eyes. Let them see my pattern dance, Show them that they have no chance. Use my sword to run them through, That's a thing I'd never do.

I could go out every night, Looking to get in a fight. Hurt more people every day, And take their lives away. You know what I say is true.

I could hurt someone like me, Out of spite, or rage, you see. I don't steal, though I do lie. And I pretend that I'm a guy. In fact, I'll bet you never knew. But to go to bed with you, That's the worst thing I could do.

A/N: So, what do you think? Sorry about some of the rhymes, it is almost impossible to find a good rhyme for court. If you liked it, I will try to write another. Please R/R! Thanx! Tata