Merlin and all other things used in this fic DOES NOT belong to me.
I'm not gonna ramble at you for a change......
1.
"And I'll do it all with my best friend Arthur, cuz together we're totally awesome!"
"Yeah, we're totally awesome!"
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2.
"Merlin, my father cut me off..."
"Arthur, this is not 'Bring Your Problems to Work' Day. This is Just 'Work' Day.
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3.
"We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse."
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4.
"Wha... married?"
"Well, yeah, I think we should get married!"
"What? Because that's your answer to everything?"
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5.
"What are you doing here? Five words or less."
"Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch."
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6.
"Arthur Investigations. We hope you're helpless."
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7.
"What's the holdup?"
"Probably Merlin's forgotten the password again."
"Hey!"
"Oh... You're there... "
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8.
"Arthur, meet Valiant and Nimueh. My old camp counselors."
"Where did you go to camp?"
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9.
"Merlin's always cute. He can't do anything without it being cute. Stupid cuteness."
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10.
"Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!"
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11.
"I always like to do the unexpected, it takes people by surprise."
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12.
"Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?"
"Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."
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13.
"That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool."
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14.
"I don't believe it!"
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15.
"God is teasing me. Just like he teased Moses in the desert."
"Tested, Arthur. God tested Moses."
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16.
"Bugger."
"My sentiments exactly."
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17.
"Pendragon. Arthur Pendragon"
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18.
"Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me."
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19.
"You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?"
"Who said we were terrorists?"
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20.
"Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!"
"Merlin if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."
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21.
"Don't torture yourself, Merlin. That's my job."
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22.
"Look, I know your Uther's not great with you guys..."
"Gauis, that's like saying the Titanic's not great with icebergs."
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23.
"You're sort of beautiful"
"How hard did you hit your head?"
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Well, that's it. Wha d'ya think?