I woke up in a small room in a cozy bed. "Hmm, how kawaii.." I murmur. A knock on the door startles me to my senses.
"Hey, um.. could you open the door, please?" Came an awkward french accented voice.
"It's open!" I yell and the door slams open. "Um.. hi! Well, normally, people who are in suspension suffer from brain damage - you look stunning, by the way - and you've been in for... quite a lot longer." He nods in his core.
"So um.. just say apple," He smiles nervously. My heart fluttered in my chest, I was in love. "Apple," I answer.
"Kay. Go to the mirror and check yourself out, you beautiful mon ami." He growls sexily.
I wander to the mirror and GASPS. I had long black hair with a teal fringe that framed my eyes and reached my lower back. I was very tall and skinny. Like Stephen Merchant tall and skinny. My tits wereHUGE. I hadHetrocloma - so I had orange and blue eyes like the pohtarls. I wore lipstick and mascara on my face. My jumpsuit was sparkley and pink, but it was folded and it revealed my VOCALOID shirt.
Wheatley came behind me on his manegment rail and bumped me gently - because his ball was huge. ((A/N NOT LIKE THT U PRVS)). "See how.. how do I put it.. beautiful you are, mon ami? Los drogas Por favor." He gives me an air spark kiss.
"Que. So lets get out of here!" He disappears onto the ceiling like Jesus or something and crashes the room into the wall. I screamed and we arrived safely.
"Right there is the SIX portal gun device. Use it to shoot portals and shit. I could give one to the other test subject - Chell," I grew envious. "But I killed her because she is ugly and fat and no one likes her."
"Desu." I replied.
I shot six portals and they were all ultra violet. "OHCOOL!"
"I made them for you, baby," He purred.
"Que."
And so we walked on and completed all the tests - which were so easy. Wheatley commented on how betterly I was doing than the other fat and ugly skank.
"Okay, just through this chamber, luv, is the way to FUREEDUM." He grinned in his sexy geordie accent.
We walked into the elevator and he shot us up and woke GLaDOS up. "Oh. Hi! My name's GLaDOS and I am so super mega awesome and shits!" GLaDOS grinned, her metalic cat ears all sparkly and desu.
She was... still alive...