Of Plasma Guns And Punches
A/N: Huh, I actually didn't mean to start this but it wouldn't stop bugging me so hear is a One Punch Man story. First I have to say that when I start a story I will not abandon it. I may take forever to update it but it will eventually update. The only exceptions so far are My KHR stories that are on hold until I rewrite them. That will not happen for a while though. This story will have no set update schedule and may take a while for me to update due to three other stories that I am currently writing. Now that that is over on to the story.
Chapter One: The Mechanic
"- Special Announcement! A demon level threat is in Z city! I repeat a Demon level threat is in Z city! Please evacuate to the shelter!" A TV blared loudly in a sparsely furnished apartment echoing in the large open room. Blue hair trickled down the necked back of a woman as she lay face down on her futon clothed only in her undergarments. Equally light blue eyes glanced over to the screen of the electronic device as the young woman stretched and rolled over to her side. A low groan escaped as her back popped loudly.
"Again? Man, This is the third time this week." The blue haired woman stated as she popped up onto her elbow and glanced out of her balcony seeing smoke poured out of the newer section of Z city. Long bangs fell into rather apathetic eyes as she sighed and sat up. "Better get my kit ready. People are going to be blowing up my phone as soon as that asslick is taken care of." and with that the woman proceeded to get dressed. This was rather normal for her you see. Tetsuya Kiyoko was a repairman (or rather woman) and mechanic living in one of the most invaded cities in the world. Z City was a hot spot of weird shit. Monsters, Aliens, Mad Scientists you name it, it's probably already happened here. Tetsu was rather use to it and would only sigh and proceed to head for her bunker that she had personally made when she saw something coming her way.
This time however it was a given that whatever it was the thing would be stopped before it reached her door step. After all the next door neighbor had a habit of punching things out of existence so she tended to not worry about it. Sliding her black canvas cargo pants on the young woman took the time to glance in the mirror and give herself a once over. Black and silver hoodie on and her head did not look like she slept in a wind tunnel the night before so she deemed herself to be presentable. Stomping into her combat boots Tetsuya grabbed her keys and headed out.
"Hey, Tetsu what's up?" A voice spoke up from the door beside hers. Dull blue eyes blinked and slid over to take in her only neighbor. A bald man in his mid twenties stood there in a rater outrageous git up. This was her fashion blind buddy from next door Saitama. A small smile quirked her lips as she took in the loud yellow jumpsuit and the red gloves and boots. Blue eyes gleamed in amusement when the white cape behind him fluttered in the small amount of wind in the open hallway.
"Ah, Getting ready for the work that will be called in soon. You know how it is." Her low voice would have sounded seductive on anyone else, she however just sounded perpetually deadpan. Kinda like her face most of the time actually. The man gave a nod. "Going to go punch something?" She asked as she locked up. Not that it was really necessary in the abandoned section of town but, better safe than sorry.
"Yes, Some alien or something is blowing up the city. Best to go take care of it." Saitama said as he followed her down to the ground floor where Tetsuya grabbed her motorbike and hopped on to it. Checking her fule gage and then the side bags Tetsu gave a nod when she found everything the way she left it and then waved at the man who was looking over to the other part of the city.
"I'm going to grab my tools from my bunker. See you in a bit I guess." Tetsuya said as she shoved the key into the ignition. Saitama nodded and then got ready to take off himself. Setting himself up in a sprinter's pose.
"OK, See you around Kiddo." and he was off cracking the sidewalk while he was at it. The blue haired woman gave a sigh of annoyance and then started the odd looking bike. She was going to have to fix that later she just knew it. The Nineteen year old took off down the deserted street and headed for her little broken down shop that housed a four level monster of a bunker underneath it. What could she say, her family had like being thorough.
~~~~~ Five Days Later, Z City, Apartment 3C ~~~~~
Tetsuya stretched her arms upwards as she sat at a low table in her living room and gave a hum of contentment when her back popped loudly. Her long icy hair was in a high tail and looped up into a loose bun while her slim fingers were stained with grease. Giving a loud sigh shifting blue eyes glanced down at the small machine that sat in front of her. It was a rather complicated computer that one of her clients was going to toss out when she told him just how much it would cost to repair it after the shear insanity that was the city being destroyed once again. Honestly you think that people would be use to it by now but humans now days were rather ostrich like she supposed. Taping at the power key Tetsu smirked as the laptop screen booted up and showed the home page. Nodding to herself the young woman powered it down and closed it. She would give it to her neighbor tomorrow, Saitama had been complaining that his laptop had died a horrible death via his fist some weeks ago.
Scratching at the back of her head the blue haired woman glanced at her clock and sighed in annoyance when she saw that it was only one in the afternoon. Lately Tetsuya had not been able to sleep all that good and had been waking up at odd hours in the morning. This particular morning she had woken at five am and had not been able to go back to sleep prompting her to start working on anything and everything that she could get her hands on. Now most of her pet projects were finished and she had little to work on. One had been a plasma cannon that looked like an inconspicuous tube that was only a foot long and three inches in diameter. It could also fire a beam of plasma over five hundred feet. Tetsuya huffed and picked up her other pet project. It was something that looked like a handle of a knife or sword handle. This could make a plasma sword though it was still just a prototype and had a bad habit of blowing up if used for to long. Maybe she could work on it? She didn't have work today after all having finished it the day before. She nodded her blue haired head and started grabbing her tools. At Least she wouldn't be so bored…
~~~~~ Meanwhile On Saitama's Balcony ~~~~~
Saitama sat watering his catus blandly watching the soil soak up the water. He blinked slightly as the buzz of a bug came to his ears. Dead looking eyes slid slightly down to his hand as the blood sucking bug landed on it. He slapped at it causing a minor shock wave the travel through the air and displaces some of the water from the watering can. He slightly lifted his slapping hand and… the rather resilient mosquito buzzed out. His eyebrow twitched, and so began the epic battle between Saitama the strongest man on earth and a mosquito…. With the bug winning.
~~~~~ Back In Tetsuya's Apartment ~~~~~
The female mechanic blinked and turned to her balcony as she heard the sound of small shockwaves of sound coming from the outside. Blinking large blue eyes she just shrugged and then turned back to the plasma sword she was working on. It was probably her neighbor again. A sudden announcement from the almost mute TV made her pause and turn up the volume.
"- I repeat a swarm of monstrous mosquitoes has invaded Z City, please stay indoors or if out head to the nearest shelter! This is a demon level threat, Please stay indoors or In a shelter!" The news caster started with a slightly panicked voice. Tetsuya blinked and then listened as alarms started to blare in the populated part of the city. She huffed and then reached over to an odd remote that sat to the right of her. Picking it up the young woman pressed the large red button on top of it and suddenly thick metal blinds slid over her windows and balcony. After the last of the sutters slid shut she pressed the button under the red one which was a amber color. Her TV sputtered for a second until the screen turned to four quarters and started to show the most prominent ways into the abandoned section of Z City. The blue haired woman frowned when she saw movement from one entrance. Tetsuya hit another button on the remote and then the one screen with movement took over the whole TV. A young male of about maybe eaghteen or nineteen years old was walking into the city looking around with caution as he did so. Tetsuya blinked and then zoomed in slightly a breath of surprised air escaping her when she saw the boy completely. He was a cyborg. Her normally apathetic eyes widened and her mouth fell open in a slight O. She had never seen such a advanced one! He looked almost entirely human! The one's that she had seen in the Hero's association where all bulky and not all that human like. Some that she had talked to said that it was one of the things that made the transition all that harder. The young woman wondered just who did the work on the boy. Tetsuya hummed when she realised that the man had turned and looked directly at her camera. She pressed a button and sent a signal that basically stated that it was just a counter measure for monsters and the teen turned away striding into the abandoned City.
She frowned and grabbed her computer turning it on quickly and inputting a series of codes turning on the full monitoring system that she had put into place when she had moved into the city. A red Warning sign popped up almost immediately and under it a orange one blared 'Monster Detected!' in large letters. Her frown deepening the young woman tipped in another code and an image came online. Tetsuya blinked and then felt her face fall into a blank look. There was a monster all right… a female blood sucking one. She snorted as some innuendos slid into her mind.
Taking a look at the monster the young woman frowned and tapped on a icon on the screen. A red light started blinking to show that it was recording the images. She had just seen the young cyborg slide into the picture range and she wanted to know just what was going on.
It would be an interesting twenty minutes.
A/N: And this is the end of this chapter. I don't know when I'll actually put this up but I imagine that it won't be worked on as fast as my other stories. This is something that quite frankly is an outlet for my current frustration with being stuck on my other stories and the lack of good fanfiction for One Punch Man. That being said, If anyone has any good recomendations please tell me. Anyway, thank you for reading and please favorite and review.