There is a place in the world where many things may happen. Some can be weird, while some can be sad. Everything in the world is strange. In this story, the setting will take place between 2 kingdoms, known as Wei and Shu. Wu is the other but they don't have anything to do with this.

But for Wei and Shu, many things will happen in this story. Many weird things, sad things, stupid things, funny things, and crappy things are what you will find in here.

The first part will take place in the start of both kingdoms.

In The Kingdom Of Shu

"There isn't much we have to do before the next battle will start!" cried Liu Bei.

The warriors were in a very dark and serious room, planning for the next battle.

"My Lord, do you wish for us to train even harder than before?" asked Zhao Yun.

Liu Bei responded, "No. There is more than just training to get ready. I have a feeling this will be the greatest battle yet. But I just don't know what to do!"

Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying came in, and helped out the poor warriors.

"Did you forget that I was here to help?" Asked Zhuge.

Liu Bei gave him a really tired look, "No. I just wanted to see if there is something I can do for my own."

"Don't worry. My husband and I will take care of it. You should get some rest," suggested Yue Ying.

The poor leader sighed and cried, "How can I rest when there is a big battle coming up? Our kingdom will be demolished if I can't do anything for it."

Zhuge Liang patted his shoulder, "Don't worry. The first thing we need to do is to get enough food for the army. We'll plan on something in the meanwhile."

"Yes. You're right. I just have to stay calm, and trust in my warriors that we will be victorious to all battles!"

Everyone cheered while Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying gave each other a very delighted smile.

"Who will get us the supplies?" asked Zhang Fei.

"I will," volunteered Zhuge Liang.

"Why you Prime Minister?" Jiang Wei asked, giving him a confused look.

Zhuge responded will great knowledge, "Others give people what they want to eat to get ready for battle, so they randomly choose whatever they want to feed them, but in my mind, the items I will get for our army will be of my choice of what I think will strengthen our soldiers."

Everyone gave him a really confused look.

"What are you talking about?" yelled Zhang Fei.

Yue Ying helped Zhuge answer, "You people eat meat, fat, and oily stuff. That will weaken our army because they can die of heart diseases or gain some kind of other bad thing. I'm thinking that what he will feed us are veggies, tea, grain, and maybe some meat."

"That is just plain stupid!" cried Zhang Fei, getting ready to punch the wall.

Liu Bei stood up to stop him.

"No! I think that Zhuge Liang has a point," he cried.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Zhang Fei shouted.

"You're just too plain stupid to explain to. I'm sorry for that." Bei said with some humor.

Zhuge Liang stood up and said, "Thank you. I will go in the morning. For now, I'll take my leave."

Liu Bei also stood up and said, "My thanks to you Zhuge Liang. Let's all go get some rest. We should start training in the morning with all the healthy food he will get us."

Everyone agreed but Zhang Fei and left for the night.

In The Kingdom Of Wei

The whole place was empty. Nothing was going on. It was too quiet to be true. We now enter to a very small but big room. Everyone was in there, waiting in suspense, but for what?

"I can't wait to see what he will look like?" Cao Cao told Zhang He.

Zhang He asked him, "What is going on?"

Cao Cao gave him the craziest and most ugly face ever, "Don't you know? Sima Yi got a new outfit! He always gets like dresses and stuff! Don't you wanna know what he will look like?"

"Not really. As long as he is not as beautiful as me, I'll see," Zhang He said with a very confident look.

"He said he is almost ready!" said a soldier that was sent from Sima Yi himself.

AWW!

"Shut Up!" Sima Yi shouted from the room.

"C'mon! Get out! We all want to see you!" Zhen Ji blushingly shouted.

"Just wait for another minute!" cried Sima Yi.

Suddenly, everyone started a countdown.

60……50……40……30……20……10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…

Sima Yi came out.

Everyone gasped in surprise.

His new outfit was a combination of blue, black, purple, and yellow. The top was a blue buttoned up shirt, with a dark blue sleeveless zipped up jacket with a hood. He also wore 2 black gloves, reaching just to his wrist, with small hanging tassels. For the waist, he had a golden belt on. The head if it was the face of a phoenix. To the bottom, he wore blue/purple pants that have a flare at the bottom, but he also wore a black hanging skirt that reaches to his knees. (It's like wearing a skirt and pants at the same time) Finally, for the shoes, it was a pair of golden 1-inch high heels. And for the head, he wore a helmet that reveals the back of his head, which his hair was tied and clipped up.

"You look…lovely," exclaimed Zhang He.

"Shut up! This outfit actually looks better than the ones I had in DW2, 3, 4, and 5" shouted Yi.

"Why do you have a curve on your waist?" asked Zhen Ji.

Everyone looked at his waist and saw a curve. (Like a woman's)

"Um…Because I'm fit!" blushed Sima Yi.

Everyone started to laugh except for him, Zhen Ji, and Zhang He.

Wondering, Sima Yi asked, "And why aren't you two laughing?"

Zhang He answered first, "I don't think it's funny for you to be fit."

"Yeah, said Zhen Ji. I don't think it's funny. It's just an outfit. You look really nice Sima Yi. I'm being honest."

Sima Yi blushed.

Cao Pi stopped laughing and asked, "So this will be your permanent outfit?"

"I guess. Why?" mumbled Sima Yi.

"Oh, just wondering," Cao Pi said snickering.

"Something is wrong." Sima Yi noticed.

Cao Pi turned to him with an innocent baby face, "Nothing is wrong! You don't believe me?"

Sima Yi was disturbed.

"Eh! Yes! Yes! Yes I do! Now stop that!"

"Cao Pi never lies!" Cao Pi said with some stupidity.

"Um…I'll take my leave. This is getting weird." Sima Yi said and excused himself.

Some other people started to leave but Cao Pi told Zhen Ji and Zhang He to come to where he was.

"What is it?" asked Zhen Ji.

Cao Pi whispered to both of them, "I wanna take Sima Yi to the market and see what the people think about his outfit. I bet they will all think he is a girl."

"Isn't that kinda mean?" asked Zhang He.

"Yes, but I just wanna see. Do this for me ok?" Cao Pi told Zhang He.

"Ok. Fine." He said sadly.

Zhen Ji asked, "How will we do this?"

"We will blind fold him by surprise, and take him to a carriage. We will be in it too. I will privately tell the driver to take us there, so Sima Yi doesn't know." Cao Pi said.

"Works for me." Zhen Ji said.

"No one else must know about this! Ok?" told Pi.

"Right" answered He and Ji.

"Ok!" Cao Pi said happily, snickering evilly.

Both Zhang He and Zhen Ji looked at each other, scared.

"I can't believe you married this man." Zhang He told Zhen Ji.

"You would have too if you were gay so shut up!" Zhen Ji said.

"I am! Leave me alone!" Zhang He reveled to her.

Crazy isn't it? It will get crazier soon enough. When Zhuge Liang goes shopping for the first time ever!

Don't you always want to dress out Sima Yi like a doll? Haha…