Hey People I'm kind of late but I am back with a short one-shot. No angst at all. Mostly humor but you will enjoy it I know it.
I was busy over the months that have past please so forgive me. Many tests from my science teacher and social studies teacher but hey I try to study.
Anyways on with the story.
Contains: Humor and a bit of romance to top it off.
Note: I only own the plot, Like always I do not own the characters,
By the way Syaoran has a very cocky character so if he seems different please excuse this. Also Sakura maybe a little naïve, well you'll see just read the story. Oh and it is written without any narrative writing.
Your Prince
"Syaoran?"
"Hmm.."
"What do you want to do?"
"When?"
"When you are twenty?"
"Uh…"
"…"
"I take over the Li clan, not much of a choice really."
"…."
"How about you."
"Get married to a prince."
"…"
"Live happily ever after."
"Have 20 kids…Wow your vag-"
"Don't finish that."
"-ina will hurt so bad."
"Syaoran!"
"It will be so stretched-"
"Syaoran Li!"
"-your baby will fall out after your 7th time."
"…."
"After your 7th your husband will need enhance-"
"Shut UP!"
"-ment pills to get big."
"SHUT UP!"
"Shutted up."
"I wonder who will marry a cocky-"
"Kura."
"-immature, selfish bastard-"
"Who is also sexy, rich and big as me."
"What do you mean as big as in ..uh famous?"
"No, so I won't need enhancement pills."
"Ewww, nasty."
"But who will marry an annoying-"
"Hey!"
"-helpless-"
"Li, shut up!"
"-Little girl-."
'That is also selfless, charming athletic and tight-"
"Tight? As in tight?"
"…."
"As in down there."
"Noooo! You perv! As in good-"
"In Bed?"
"-to get along with!"
'You could've just said that."
"You cut me off!"
"…"
"Syaoran?"
"Hmmm."
"Will you be that prince?"
"W-what?"
"Will you?"
"I don't know-"
"You don't have to say yes."
"But I do."
"…."
"Why do you wanna marry me?"
"Cause you live in a castle."
"It is a mansion."
"You're fit enough to be a king."
"I'm just the heir of 2 rich people."
"Fine a prince."
"Kura."
"Yes."
"Do you like me?"
"Yes."
"How much?"
" 'I love you' a lot, that much hun."
"Do you like me?"
"Yes shy girl."
"How much?"
"Enough to give you 20 children."
"…"
"Don't worry though."
"…."
"I won't need enhancement pills."
"Syaoran."
"I'll love you every day."
"…"
"To my queen with a stretched-"
"Finish that sentence and you will be dead."
"Then who will give you 20 children-
"…."
"-without enhancement pills."
"Not funny."
"Not laughing."
"I'll love you every day…"
"…."
"Especially in bed."
"Shut UP!"
"Shutted up!"
"Will you really be my prince?"
"No."
"Oh."
"I'll be your night in shining armor."
"Save the crap, I want a prince."
"Fine, I'll be your prince, but when we are 20 you'll forget this."
"That's only 3 years from now."
"You'll find another guy."
"Nope! I want a cocky, immature bastard who is rich, sexy and 'big' to marry."
"…."
"Love ya."
"Love you too babe."
Hope you enjoyed it and had a bit of laughs.
Lots of love
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