Author's notes: I'm sure some people may have varying feelings about the SOPA/PIPA bills, and this isn't meant to be a political commentary, it's just that I happened to get an idea based on them. The reader isn't meant to represent the public, it's just an amusing little scenario.I don't own Hetalia, or the comment that inspired this.
America's house had been in a hubbub since the internet censorship bills had been proposed. The phone was ringing off the hook with citizens complaining and freaking out about what would happen to their websites and blogs. All the craziness was taking a toll on the poor nation, and by the time he was ready to go to bed, he was dog-tired.
As he trudged along the hallway towards his bedroom, he was stopped by an odd noise coming out of your bedroom. It sounded like a cross between music and someone talking, almost like there were a million voices running over each other. He didn't really want to take a look, but his curiosity had overwhelmed him. He stood in your doorway for a moment having an internal debate, before he decided to crack your door open and peek inside.
There were many things that he could say he had been expecting, and although he couldn't list them at the moment, but what he saw was certainly unexpected.
You were sitting at you computer desk, typing like a women possessed. The semi-demonic garble was coming from the speakers of your computer. This normally wouldn't have shock him, but there was something different about you today.
While you were typing away and taking no notice of the nation in your doorway he stared at you is dull shock. You were wearing a puffy blouse, canvas khakis, and an enormous amour of gaudy gold jewelry that he was sure had to be plastic. He got even more of a shock when he looked at you face and realized you were wearing an eyepatch and a black pirate hat with a white skull hastily scribbled on it.
"Wh-" he stuttered, "What are you doing?"
You grinned at the confused blonde in your doorway before responding, "I'm committing piracy, of course."
Inspired by:
"What do you consider to be casual infringement?
It's when you download a movie in sweat pants and a T-shirt, instead of your buccaneer hat, puffy shirt, and eye patch."