Disclaimer: Unfortunately Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me...
It was a normal day in the Varia mansion. Squalo was screaming, Bel was stabbing Fran, and Xanxus had finally shot the new cook. Yup, everything was going great until dinner.
"DAMMIT LUSSURIA, WE ARE WASTING TIME ARGUING THIS!"
"But Squi-chan~, I think everyone deserves a little break!"
"VOOIIII LIKE HELL WE'RE GOING ON A VACATION!"
"Ushishi, relax captain. We're going to use Levi's credit card so everything's covered"
"Oi Bel, I never agreed to that!"
"Ushishi it was the Boss' idea"
"THERE'S NO WAY THAT SHITTY BOSS AGREED TO ANY OF THIS!"
"You can't defy Xanxus' wishes!" Levi shouted back
"No one cares Levi~"
"VOII-"A wine cup was thrown at his head.
"Shut up trash"
"THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"Boss~ we're all going on a vacation~"
"…"
"See Squi-chan, the boss totally agrees~"
"QUIT CALLLING ME THAT"
"Ushishi all in favour of going raise their hands or get stabbed"
Everyone but Squalo raised their hand.
"Well let's all get packed~
So after some packing, screaming, stabbing, and shooting, everyone got into the SUV and headed to the airport.
Miraculously they arrived without anyone getting killed…
"Hey Bel-senpai, where are we going?"
"Disney land of course, it's the only place suited for a prince"
"But when the kids see your face they will all run screaming in fear of the ugly fake prince"
Bel threw some knives at Fran, (un)fortunately his frog hat blocked them.
"VOOOIIIIII WOULD YOU TWO IDIOTS STOP PLAYING AROUND?! WE ARE NOT GOING TO FRICKEN DISNEY LAND!"
"Long haired commander you're too loud everyone's staring"
"SHUT UP!"
"You're the one screaming"
"All of you stop it~" Luss scolded, "We're going to be staying at some beach resort in California. I can't wait until you all see my new speedo~"
"…"
"I can't wait to see the Boss in his-"
"No one cares"
So the group made its way to the security check. Fran went through first.
"All clear" The man supervising it called. "Next"
Bel walked through.
"Ok, next"
"Bel-senpai how did you get through without your weird shaped knives being detected?"
"Because Froggy, I am a prince" He flung a few at Fran, "And they're not weird!"
A loud beeping sounded as Squalo walked through.
"You're going to have to put your sword away miss"
"VOIII DO I LOOK LIKE A FRICKEN WOMAN TO YOU?!"
"…"
"ARE YOU BLIND?!"
"We can't let anyone suspicious pass through. If you do not put it away I'll have to-"
"ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S ATTACHED?!"
"But-"
"LISTEN UP! I'LL SKEWER YOU IF YOU DON'T LET ME PASS!"
"N-next"
The same noise went off as Xanxus passed.
One glare from him had the man cowering and switching it off.
Lastly Lussuria went. A glance at the rest of the Varia strengthened his resolve to go on a washroom break as Lussuria's metal knee sounded the alarm.
The group was finally on their way to the gates.
"OI LUSSURIA! WHY ARE WE GOING THROUGH THE AIRPORT WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN PRIVATE JET?!"
"I thought it would be funner this way. Plus ticket costs are paid by Levi's card so we should spend as much as possible~"
"JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN TICKET!"
"Here everyone~"
"Hold it. Why am I stuck beside the stupid frog?"
"WHY THE HELL IS THE BOSS THE ONLY ONE IN FIRST CLASS?!"
"Well Bel-chan if you prefer to sit beside moi, then Squi-chan can sit beside Fran-chan!"
"I don't won't to go deaf or get stabbed"
"There's no way the prince is going to sit beside you"
"Bel-chan is so mean to me!"
"VOIII LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY!
So the Varia found their seats and the flight took off peacefully… not.
"Oi frog, I get the window seat"
"What did I do to get stuck beside a fake prince for eight hours?"
Bel stabbed Fran.
Fran had hoped that maybe someone would notice that there was a psycho tiara wearing Cheshire smiling/laughing maniac stabbing him, but no, everyone was too focused on Squalo who was screaming at the top of his lungs and waving his sword at the poor flight attendant telling him to calm down.
Speaking of pschos…
"Hey Bel-senpai"
"What?"
"Are we forgetting something?"
"…No"
"Hmm I could have sworn that we're missing something"
"If we were don't you think I'd have noticed?! I am a prince"
"Whatever you say fake prince" *Stab
Meanwhile somewhere else a flight to Alaska took off.
"I wonder which seat the Boss has?" Levi said looking around for the rest of the Varia.
"No one cares" Said the person beside him.
...To be Continued