Half-Life 2: Episode 3: Sowdown in SwizerLand: The Beginning
I was a dark and stromy nigt, and all were asleap except for Gorden Freedman, who was staying late at the ofice waiting for the result to arrive from study which he was runnin but was talking surprisingly long. He was parsing thr time reding copy of Scienfic american when his fiend and collegue Biff enters office, yelling "Groden! You CANNOT believes this result I have arriveat! Gorden got up frenticaly and stolled over to Biff, all but riping report from fist. he read carefully: "OH NOE! This menas we have only 24 hours left to stop collider from being activate!"
6:43 PM GENEVA, SWIZERLAND, BETWEEN THE JUNA MOUNTAINS AND ALPS
The door bursts open with the might of Gorden and Bill stroming throug the door. The scientists look on surprised with expresson. What are you dong here?" head scientist asks, YOU MUST STOP PARTICLE ACCeLLEROTOR" Freedman and Biff shout in togertherness. "If you don ot, proton beam wavefrom will clolapse!?"
"Hahahahaha", the lead scitenist laughed. "You fools have come to late tostop us." He signaled hands to other appartue science goons, who drawed rifles. "We do what must and what we can", leed goon said and shoot Bill straigt in the guts. Bill cried.
Bastards, shouted Gorden Freedman over agonize screams of his fromer best friend. "you all will pay!!'
And he pulled out granity gun and pulled their weapons out of air. The goons looked on in surprise and shocked, wandering how tis was possible. "Gravity gnu!", gorden freemann explained. Looked on in awe, then as he proceed to shoot their own guns at them until they are incapacitate. "Hahahahaha", the lead scienticst laughed again. "You may have gravity gun, MrFreedman, but I have PORTAL GUN!!", he said while pulling out portal gun and transporting himself and Gorden to TOP OF ALPS.
6:61 PM GENEVA, SWIZERLAND, ON TOP OF ALP
"this is where final baltle shall be foght, Mr. Freedman! Here on TOP OF ALPS! Gordon grimmaced and shot gravity gun at head of european organication for nucler research and developmant, who got pushed of mountain. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, as he fell.
"Anoter job well done", Gorden sad. "But now how am I supposed to get down form here?"
The End. OR IS IT??
"it is not", G-Man said. ;-)