An: This is an idea I got at random.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but Sasuke mondays 5-7pm

Enjoy.

Sasuke gazed at his girlfriend and smirked slightly. They were currently on a romantic evening.

"What?" Sakura said wondering why he was staring at her.

"I can't just stare at my beautiful girlfriend?" Sasuke said smirking wider

"No. Now what is it?"

"You know Sakura..."

"Yes?"

"There's something..." Sasuke trailed of purposly.

"What is it? Tell me" Sakura whined slightly worried

"Well...there is something I don't like about you." Sasuke waited to see her reaction.

Sakura's eyes widened slightly but she recovered very quickly.

"Well there's something I don't like about you!" She yelled pissed

That caused the whole resturant to stop and stare at them.

Sasuke's eyes widened slightly. 'Didn't see that comming...'

Sakura continued. "Let's start with your TERRIBLE sense of fashion!"

"Yeah~! Those shoes are so last season!" Some girl chimmed in from the other side of the resturant

Sasuke looked down and observed what he was wearing his usual clothes. 'What's wrong with this? I thought it looked well...nice'

Sakura was not done just yet. "And What about your Hair?!"

"That's hair I thought it was a chicken butt!" Some man yelled laughing.

"Maybe it will lay an egg!" A little girl across from them said while sticking her tounge at him.

Sasuke was feeling a bit self consious.

"Don't get me started on your snoring!"

"I dont snore!" Sasuke defended himself

"Like a Pig actually." Sakura said in a matter of fact tone.

Half the resterant started making pig noises and loud fake snores.

"And you always hog the cov-!"

"Sakura. I was talking about your last name. I don't like your last name." Sasuke cut her off not wanting to be embarrised any further.

"Huh?" Sakura was now confused.

"I mean...I dont like your last name." Sasuke pulled a red velvet box from his pocket. "Why dont we change it." He opened it to reveal a beautiful 24 karrot diamond ring.

Sakura's eyes widened. "Thank Goodness I thought you meant my forehead! But Sasuke-Kun! It's beautiful!"

"Sakura...Will you marry me?"

"HELL YEAH!" She snatched the ring out of his hand and proudly placed it on her finger.

There was a bunch of "Awes"

Sakura damn near leaped over the table and hugged her new fiancé.

"I love you so much!" She cooned

"I love you too...but what's wrong with what I wear...?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow

Sakura chuckled nervously. "About that...you know I say crazy things when im angry."

"So you do like what I wear?" Sasuke said hopefully

"Uh...CHECK PLEASE!" Sakura yelled trying to avoid the question.

Sasuke facepaled.

An: THATS IT I HOPE YA LIKED IT :D