Author's Note: Well I'm back, and Surprisingly this isn't Universe Collision 2. You're Probably wondering why I'm doing this story instead of working on the next Universe Collision. Well, after a year and 3 months of writing Universe Collision, I decided I needed something smaller before I start writing the sequel. So this one will be short, about 5 chapters including a bonus chapter.
I hope you enjoy this story while you wait for the second Universe Collision.
Chapter 1. The Moving Van's
In an unknown state, It was a summer day in an unknown town, and outside a house of a nameless family was a treehouse that is right now being occupied by a boy in a red shirt, and yellow spiked hair, and a tiger. Both of them were wearing newspaper hats, holding a meeting, and speaking to an invisible crowd.
"The Meeting of G.R.O.S.S, Get Rid Of Slimy Girls, is now called to order by the dictator of life, Calvin the Bold, and first tiger and president Hobbes." Calvin said to the invisible crowd before turning to Hobbes "First Tiger Hobbes, will you read the minutes of our last meeting?"
Hobbes then got out a paper. "Thank you. 9:30: Meeting starts and the trial of the first tiger begins. 9:34: First tiger pleads innocent and deny's working for the enemy. 9:45: Fight breaks out when First Tiger not only confesses working with the enemy, but was a double agent. 10:15: Fight finishes, and trial continues. 10:30: Trial ends with first tiger receiving a three meeting expulsion, and two demerits."
Calvin then turns to the camera and says. "You can tell this is a great club by the way we ignore punishments when we gave them at the last meeting."
He then turned back to the invisible crowd. "Gentlemen, today we launch another attack on our enemy."
Hobbes then raised his hand. "What enemy are we talking about Dictator for life?"
"Susie Derkins, an hour ago, our scouts reported her playing on the sidewalk, she is wide open for attack, and we have a plan.
Hobbes nodded "And what is our plan?"
"We plan to sneak up on her and throw water balloons at her." Calvin explained.
"Sounds risky. Any volunteers?" Hobbes said as he raised his hand.
A while latter, Calvin and Hobbes had filled up water balloons, and had snuck up on Susie, and were waiting for the opportune moment.
Right now Susie was just playing with her dolls unaware that they were watching her.
"Ok, Hobbes on three, you throw the first wave water balloons at Susie, and after that i'll throw the second wave of water balloons at her." Calvin said pointing to a paper laying on the grass.
Hobbes nodded.
"Ok, on my mark." Cavin said as he grabbed the water balloon. "One."
Hobbes got a water Balloon and got ready.
"Two."
Susie was still playing with her dolls.
"THREE!"
Hobbes came from behind the tree, three water balloons in hand and started throwing them at Susie, soaking her.
Calvin then came up from behind the same tree and began throwing his water balloons at Susie, soaking her even more.
Calvin and Hobbes then ran away from Susie.
Susie, who from her perspective Calvin was carrying a stuffed tiger and running away with him in his hands, Reacted to this well.
"CALVIN, I'M TELLING!"
Calvin and Hobbes heard that and were not worried in the slightest.
Calvin laughed. "This is definitely getting in the G.R.O.S.S logbooks. We shall chalk up this victory, and it will remembered in G.R.O.S.S history."
And so the ran up back up to the treehouse, and they celebrated their victory.
"Gentlemen, we've scored a victory today, and now we will end this meeting with the G.R.O.S.S anthem."
After singing the G.R.O.S.S Anthem, they took off their newspaper hats and climbed down the treehouse.
Before entering their home, Calvin turned to Hobbes.
"Ok, We're going to sneak up to my room, establish an alibi for mom, and we'll go off free. Ok?"
Hobbes nodded. "But we've attacked Susie with water balloons about 100 times now, she probably caught on by now."
"Right, but she won't expect this one." Calvin said.
Slowly Calvin opened the door, and looked around.
There was no sign of Mom.
He motioned Hobbes that it was all clear, and they tip toed through the house, trying not to be heard.
Calvin then began to go into his imagination, Instead of the house he was familiar with, he saw a dark cavern filled with cells of alien prisoners.
"The Valiant spaceman spiff has been captured by the Empire of the Skoll's, and has managed to break out of his cell, and is right now sneaking around to find a way out of their prison."
Spaceman Spiff then heard a voice. He then hid behind a wall, and peeked around slightly.
There was a guard muttering to himself as he passed by.
Back in reality, the guard was really just Calvin's dad, muttering to himself.
Calvin and Hobbes were behind a wall, trying their best not to get spotted.
After Dad left they continued their way.
Back in Imagination land, Spiff got past the guard, and had come across some stairs.
"Our hero has found his way out. Once he is up those stairs he is free from his alien prisoners"
In reality there were indeed some stairs, and Calvin and Hobbes we're heading towards them.
Just as they reached the stairs they heard a voice.
"Where exactly are you going Calvin?"
Calvin turned around, and saw Mom.
Calvin grinned sheepishly, holding Hobbes, who was now a stuffed tiger. "Oh, Hello Mom, me and Hobbes were heading up to my room, and were going to clean it."
"Well Susie tells me otherwise, she told me you threw water balloons at her and then ran away."
"No Mom it wasn't me, It was.." Calvin said before he paused to think of something.
Mom's eyes narrowed.
Calvin then spoke again. "..It was my evil twin, he was resentful at Susie so she decided to attack her with water balloons, and then he ran off and framed me for it."
A moment later, Calvin and Hobbes found themselves in Calvin's bedroom.
"You really need to work on being a better liar." Hobbes said.
"Well it's not my fault that I got caught and ended up with a 1 week grounding."
"But on the plus side, we did get to your bedroom like you planned." Hobbes said picking up one of Calvin's comic books.
Calvin just layed down flat on his bed and stared at the ceiling.
A while latter Calvin's mom came up, and was told that it was time for dinner.
Calvin come down without saying a word, and had his dinner. Or rather refused to eat it because it looked like green mush.
A few hours later Calvin and Hobbes were getting ready for bed.
"So Calvin, what are we going to do for the week?" Hobbes asked as they walked into Calvin's room..
"Oh, I don't know, maybe ride the wagon." Calvin said. "We had a G.R.O.S.S meeting today, so thats out of the question."
"We'll figure something out." Hobbes said getting into bed.
"Yeah I guess." Calvin said as he also got into his bed.
"Well good night Calvin." Hobbes said as he went to sleep.
For a few hours they were fast asleep, then they were awoken by a loud sound.
"What was that?" Calvin whispered, his eyes wide.
"I don't know." Hobbes said his eyes also wide. "Let's check it out."
They quietly rushed to the window, and looked out it.
They saw a parade of cars going down the street, some of them being moving vans.
"Who decides to move in at night when other people are sleeping." Calvin asked.
"Probably people who want to ruin someone's day." Hobbes remarked.
The moving vans continued to pass by.
"How many moving van's are there?" Calvin asked. "I mean, one moving van is enough to fill a house's worth of furniture."
Hobbes then remembered something. "Ah I think I know what's going on, Remember the other day when we we're walking down the street, We did see that a row of houses had been sold, maybe these are the people who bought the houses."
"Maybe." Calvin said.
The last moving van passed, and before long, both Calvin and Hobbes went back to sleep.
The next day, Calvin and Hobbes we're playing monopoly with their own rules.
"Ah ha." Calvin said "I landed on chance, I get to pull a card."
"Oh no." Hobbes cried out as Calvin pulled a card out.
He then read the card. "A scandal has occurred with the opposing player's bank, take 2500 from your opponent."
Hobbes groaned and gave Calvin some of his fake money. "I'll get back at you for this."
"Ok, so now play your move." Calvin said with a smug look on his face.
Hobbes rolled the dice, and looked at the results satisfied.
He then moved 3 spaces, to the last unsold space on the board.
"Ah, Calvin you may have taken some of my money, but you never considered that I was close to near victory."
"WHAT?" Calvin yelled.
"And now…" Hobbes said as he placed the last house on the board. "I win."
"You always win at Monopoly" Calvin said angrily. "And the only reason is that you made the cards."
"No, It's probably because I'm better at playing the game then you." Hobbes said as he put the pieces back in their box.
Calvin then tackled Hobbes, and the two began to fight.
After a few minutes Mom found them and threw them outside.
"And don't you go throwing water balloons at susie, you're still not allowed in your treehouse for the week." she said before closing the door on him and Hobbes.
"Well thats just great. What are we supposed to do now?" Calvin said as he and Hobbes began to walk down the street.
Just then Hobbes noticed the moving vans again, except this time they were unpacking their contents.
"Maybe we should see who the neighbors are." Hobbes said pointing to the moving van's, and then pointing to some bushes. "Hide behind those bushes over there so they can't see us."
"Some spy work?" Calvin said thinking about it. "Nice thinking Hobbes."
They then both went behind the bushes and watched the movers take in furniture.
"What do you see Calvin?" Hobbes whispered.
"Well I see some people moving furniture in." Calvin said. "Their moving a chair in right now."
"Thats nice, but do you see anyone else?" Hobbes asked.
Calvin then leaned a bit closer. "I see a boy who is holding a blue blanket."
"He's probably one of the new neighbors." Hobbes said looking as well. "I see a dog who seams to have a yellow bird with him."
"I see." Calvin said.
They continued watching the moving people putting the furniture in the neighbors new homes. Until the yellow bird turned around and apparently noticed them, and started babbling nonsensically.
Calvin and Hobbes instantly bolted from the scene.
"I didn't know that bird was also a alarm." Hobbes said as they ran back home.
"You occasionally pounce on me as a greeting when i get home." Calvin said. "I think that is more of an alarm then that."
Just then they came to their house, and they quickly got in and shut the door.
"I guess we need to be a bit more careful next time we're around that part of town." Calvin said panting
"I agree." Hobbes said.
"Until then we should probably take quick glances at the new neighbors." Calvin said as they went into his room.
Author's Note: While I am not writing universe collision 2 just yet I have the basic plot down. As such i will give you codes at the end of some chapters that, when decoded, will hint at the plot of Universe Collision 2. There was one at the end of the bonus chapter of the first one. That one was
The King of Shadows will Rise and take over the universes.
Keep an eye out for those.