It was summer. Beautiful as ever, fields of green stretched as far as the eye could see. The Chipmunks were planning to head out for a cruise, as Dave had won 6 free tickets for one, and that was just enough for them, and the Chipettes, because Dave and Miss Miller didn't want to come along. And apparently, Theodore was quite against it.

"A cruise??" Theodore shuddered. "On a ship? Like the Titanic?? What if it sinks??"

"Relax, Theodore. Nothing can happen to it. It's the newest and best one around," Alvin said confidently.

"Where's the ship going?" Brittany asked

"It's called a Cruise to Nowhere!" Alvin told her.

"It can't go nowhere," Simon said

"Yeah, it must go somewhere," Brittany agreed.

"It's just goes cruising around the sea, that's all," Alvin explained. "It doesn't stop anywhere. And after a while, it'll come back."

Why do they have to ask so many questions?? Alvin thought to himself

"Three whole days out at sea, doing nothing, just eating and playing and swimming and watching movies…What else could we possibly want??" Jeanette sighed

"Cookies?" Theodore suggested