Author's Note: I am using this as a way to back up content that I've posted on SpaceBattles. The chapters will essentially be fanfics of fanfics.
Original Fiction: Worm by Wildbow
Fanfiction: Silencio by DeviantD
Fanfiction Fanfiction: Running Interference by RedPockets
"Alec, what are you doing right now?" Lisa sprinted across the Docks towards the Undersiders' lair.
"Something important enough for you to leave me alone," Lisa could hear his sigh through the phone. "Listen, you need to get down to the Boardwalk as soon as possible," she managed to pant out.
Lisa heard rustling, and then click of the TV being turned off. "What's so important you had to call me while running?"
"Someone's trying to break up Amy and Taylor," she said, "and we're going to stop them!" Lisa skidded to a halt to let a car pass, then resumed running to meet with Alec.
"And I care about this...why?" Lisa cursed under her breath. She had hoped he'd being willing to help just to be able to keep teasing Taylor. "Brian said you were his wingman for his date with Purity, why can't you do the same for Taylor?"
"She got the girl all by her lonesome. I highly doubt Taylor needs our help," Lisa heard the sound of the refrigerator opening, "also, who even cares whether they're dating?"
Lisa snarled into the phone while glaring at a little old lady that had shuffled into her way, "I care! I didn't set them up just to let some middle-aged bozo split them up!"
"You aren't doing the best job at convincing me to help," Lisa heard Alec swear as he dropped what sounded like a bottle of a condiment, "we gotta get some decent food in this place."
The lair came into sight as the stitch in Lisa's side made itself known. "I'll make a deal with you if you help me!" Lisa blurted out.
The racket on the other side of the call trailed off. "...I'm listening."
"Are you sure your parents don't want to meet me? I mean, we've been dating for a while now," Taylor held the ice cream shop door open for Amy, then continued her line of thought, "aren't they worried about who you're spending time with?"
Amy smiled at her girlfriend, "It really isn't a big deal. They trust me and Vicky to take care of ourselves."
Taylor raised an eyebrow and flailed her arms, "But I could be anyone! I could even be a villainous mime!"
"Oh really now? And just what would a villainous mime want with me," Amy joked. Taylor grinned at the opening the shorter girl had given her.
"At the moment? I would steal a kiss," Taylor leaned forward to give Amy a peck on the cheek. A sudden clatter sounded out behind the couple. Taylor stopped and turned to glare at the interruption.
A man walking behind them had stumbled and ran into a patio table for the restaurant they were walking by. The people at the table appreciated the mess even less than Taylor did. She quickly deduced the man was, fortunately for him, immune to being lit on fire by her telekinesis. The brunette turned and wrapped her arm around Amy's shoulders.
"Why has stuff like this been happening all day?" Taylor started to walk away, "this is like the third time someone's ran into something in a stupidly obnoxious manner."
Amy hid a pleased grin and put her arm around Taylor's waist, "We can't all be as graceful as you, Miss 'I've never worn heels before'."
Taylor studiously ignored the blush spreading across her face. "How about we head back to my house? We can have dinner and watch a movie."
"You're totally using this as an excuse to cuddle all evening, aren't you?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"So why did I need to mess with the couple sitting at the table?" Regent asked, leaning against the alley wall.
"Because they were going to take incriminating pictures, sell them to a tabloid, and help spread vicious rumors," Tattletale replied. She checked that Amy and Taylor made it onto the bus that would take them back to the Hebert residence, then ducked back into the alley.
Tattletale and Regent had been following Amy and Taylor in plain clothes and scarves for the better part of the afternoon. They had sabotaged a "distraught ex" from making loud accusations, three muggings, five attempts to take misleading pictures, and two reporters from approaching the couple. Taylor and Amy didn't behave like they had noticed the majority of what was happening, but Tattletale was more than ready for the day to be done.
Taylor sat on the couch between Alec and Aisha in disbelief.
"Am I dreaming? Because that's the only thing that makes sense," Taylor said. Lisa, in the fashion of most teenagers, avoided housework of all sorts.
Aisha chimed in, "She went shopping on Friday for all of this and she's been doing this all weekend."
"You think that's great, watch this," Alec grinned, "hey Lisa, would you be a dear and grab drinks for us?"
Lisa turned from where she had been cooking a meal Alec had noted as one of his favorites and glared at the trio. Taylor watched her friend school her thunderous expression to polite neutrality.
"What would you all like?" The snarl in Lisa's voice was obvious.
"Oh, nevermind, I'm not that thirsty anymore," Alec said. His grin reached from ear to ear.
Lisa's glare heated up to the point of causing spontaneous combustion. Taylor flinched when she directed the expression towards her.
"You better appreciate what I do for you," Lisa growled.
