Here's an idea I woke up with one day. I couldn't make it at first so I tried to see if someone else had already thought of this, and no one did. The general idea of this story, I'm suprised no one thought of it yet, or well, posted it yet. Yes, the cover is a comic by Awkward Zombie. But just snipits since I could fit the whole thing in there.
I hope you guys don't hate me for writing this.
As lunch was being prepared in the smash mansion, a certain angel was rummaging through a closet looking for something.
"Junk, junk, more junk, ah-ha! A Super Rod!" Pit exclaimed as he got out the fishing rod.
"Now to get out of here before Red finds me." He quickly left the trainer's room before anyone noticed. Now, you might be wondering why he stole red's fishing rod. Pit had a plan, and that plan required a fishing rod. The plan Pit had in mind was something that was sure to be an awesome prank and something the angel would laugh about for a long time.
Pit made his way to the brawl storage room. It was actually a hall of several rooms with crap in them. Pit found the door he was looking for, the winter decorations room. He entered the room, which was seemingly empty mainly because most of the decorations were already put up around the mansion. But there was always one box, one box that always stayed in the room no matter what. Mainly because no one wanted to put the decoration up, and only one was put up at a corner of the mansion nobody really seemed to walk by.
Pit opened the box, revealing the green leaves and red berries. Yep, mistletoes. Let's just say that Pit's plans weren't always genius. He rummaged through to box, looking for a mistletoe that at least looked decent. He found one that looked pretty good, and even had a bell on it.
"That'll get their attention." Pit thought to himself as he left the room. He made his way to the lunchroom. Seeing how the food was ready; he knew that soon everyone would be rushing in to eat like they had never seen food before.
Mainly to get to the food before Kirby got there.
He quickly flew up to one of the beams above the lunchroom. They were pretty big, and it was pretty dark up there so Pit could hide on one and wouldn't get noticed easily. He heard the loud bell which signaled lunch was ready, and knew that pretty soon; everyone would be crowding the lunchroom. He placed his stuff on the beam, and quickly flew back down. Swiping up a chicken leg, he flew back up to the beam, leaving a very confused Mr. Game & Watch behind.
"If I'm going to stay up here, might as well get some food." Pit thought to himself. He ate his chicken leg as everyone ran into the lunchroom, hasty about getting food. Pit finished his food, and tied the mistletoe to the end of the fishing rod.
"This'll be so funny!" Pit thought as he looked for a suitable target, or targets. He spotted Peach and watched as Mario sat down next to her.
"Meh, good enough." Pit quietly made his way to the beam above the two, and got his, er, Red's fishing rod ready. He slowly lowered the line, which you could hardly see causing the mistletoe to appear to be floating. Pit ignored that fact as he stopped the mistletoe right above their heads. He shook the rod just a little, but enough to make the bell on the mistletoe ring. Peach and Mario looked up, and saw the mistletoe.
"Eh, how-a is it-a floating like that-a?" Mario said. The plumber blushed when Peach placed a light kiss on his cheek. "Never-a mind." Mario said.
"Well that was boring." Pit thought. He looked around and saw a perfect target. Link and Zelda were sitting together, but that's not what Pit was focusing on, no. He was focusing on the fact that Marth was walking straight towards Zelda. The prince was most likely going to join her, considering the crush he had on her and the fact that some of Marth's friends were sitting at that table as well. Pit hurriedly, yet quietly, rushed over to the beam right above Zelda.
"Hey, Marth. Coming to sit with us?" Falco said as he saw the prince walk towards them. Marth nodded and just before he sat down, he heard something that sounded like a bell. He looked up and saw the mistletoe, and instantly noticed who was under it with him. Zelda looked up and saw it too.
Marth was watching Link, who was sitting right next to Zelda, mouthing words which were probably death threats. Marth smirked at Link. Link growled and mouthed the words, 'You wouldn't dare'. The hylian shook his head as Marth nodded. Falco, Ike, Fox, and Link stared at Marth as the prince leaned in to kiss Zelda. Link was thinking about punching Marth, but didn't have to when Roy ran over excitedly.
He was obviously clueless about the current situation and accidentally bumped into Marth, causing the prince to stumble away from Zelda. In the sudden commotion, Link pulled Zelda over a seat, so that she was no longer under the mistletoe. She mouthed a thank you to Link.
"Dangit Roy! You ruined it!" Pit thought. But the angel still hadn't moved the mistletoe, which was still above Marth, who was standing under it with Roy now. Everyone at the table was still staring at the mistletoe right above the two swordsmen. Pit realized what they were looking at and chuckled a bit.
"Hey Marth! Guess what? Master hand said I could stay here awhile!" Roy said excitedly.
"You idiot! You just-" Marth stopped when he heard the bell again. The two looked up saw the mistletoe.
"Dude, you guys totally have to kiss now!" Fox said immaturely.
"NO." Marth said and backed up.
"No way, you were under it with Roy, which means you have to do it." Link said.
"Then that means I also get to kiss Zelda, does it not?" Marth stated.
"You got close enough." Link said. Marth heard the bell again and saw that the mistletoe was once again, above his head.
"Tradition is tradition, Marth." Falco said.
"I am not kissing R-" Marth was cut off when a pair of lips met his.
"Like Falco said, tradition is tradition." Roy said and shrugged. Pit couldn't help but laugh now. Marth looked up and saw the angel's white wings.
"PIT! YOU IDIOT! I'LL KILL YOU WHEN YOU GET DOWN HERE!" Marth's yelling only made Pit laugh harder which caused him to move the fishing rod. The mistletoe swayed and stopped right above Ike, who was sitting next to Link, ever since the hero moved over to move Zelda over. Link, in a panic, swapped places with Zelda.
"Link!" Zelda said.
"Oops." Link said. He pulled Zelda away and pushed Samus (Zero Suit), who just happened to be innocently walking by, right into Ike. She landed on Ike's lap and the mercenary smirked.
"You wouldn't-" Samus stopped when Ike kissed her. Samus, now angry at Ike and Link, grabbed one of the chicken legs on Ike's plate and hit him with it.
Ike broke away and exclaimed, "Ow! What the heck?" Samus got up and threw the chicken leg at Link, which hit the hylian right in the face. She walked away, furious, but the mistletoe's bell jingled above her head. She looked up and saw the cursed thing, and noticed Roy right next to her.
"Seriously?" Samus said. She slapped Roy in the face when the red head tried to kiss her.
"NO." she said. She turned, only to bump into Marth, the mistletoe still above her head. Marth was still yelling at Pit and when Samus bumped into him, their lips conveniently met. Samus broke away, her face completely red, and ran out of the room.
Pit was completely hysterical, and now everyone was in the middle of complete chaos as the mistletoe was swung around the room. Meta Knight had had enough of this, and pushed Pit off the beam. The fishing pole went flying as well and landed on another beam. It stopped and now the mistletoe was right above two smashers. Everyone stopped running when they saw who was there. It was Pit and…
Yoshi.
Yoshi, being the stupid dinosaur that acted like a dog he was, licked Pit's face. "EW!" Pit exclaimed, wiping off the slobber on his cheek. Yoshi just stood there, wagging his tail like a dog.
"Gross." Pit thought to himself. Well, looks like his plan may have failed.
"Oh, Pit?" Pit turned around and saw a very angry Marth. Marth popped his knuckles as Ike said, "You're going to get it now." Pit jumped up and started running as Marth and few other ticked smashers chased him.
"PIT! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Marth yelled as he chased the angel.
Yep, Pit's plan totally failed, and backfired on him as well.
Meanwhile the rest of the smashers continued eating whatever lunch was left. Toon Link noticed the fishing rod and mistletoe lying on the floor. He picked it up and examined it.
"This gives me an idea." He thought to himself and ran out of the lunchroom with the fishing rod and mistletoe.
Toon Link's plan did not involve the mistletoe, just the fishing rod. I wonder what he did with it. Hm...