Disclaimer: I freaking hate doing these. It's a waste of…I dunno what it's a waste of but I don't like doing them. For all those idiots who don't already kno: I DO NOT OWN A:TLA BECAUSE I'M POOR AND THE REAL OWNERS ARE MEANIES!

This story is about two hormone-crazed, horny teenagers (psssst…it's Zuko and Katara) and they will be saying dirty things, so I apologize in advance if your eyes can't handle it. Rofl. Also, Katara's probably REALLY OOC in this but I figured that if she hasn't seen her boyfriend in a while and isn't getting some, then she would be a very naughty girl. Don't you think so? Either that or she just wants to have a change in her personality and be bad for once. And this is really not supposed to be taken too seriously. It's just a funny little story about sex-deprived Zutara. Please review! (Zuko and Katara are seniors in this. Katara's seventeen and Zuko's eighteen.)

Now that that's over, on to the good stuff.

Zuko sat on his bed typing away on his Macbook. His stupid history report on the Berlin Wall was due the next day and he'd only typed about a page and a half since the day Mr. Roku had assigned it. How he'd managed to put it off for a whole month was beyond him. Damn, he was a big procrastinator.

"I hate this freaking thing!" He yelled in frustration and slammed his fist down into the pillow that was lying next to him. Poor pillow. "Come on, Zuko. Just calm down. There's only one more page and the bibliography left. After that you can do whatever the hell you want." He said out loud to himself.

He settled more comfortably with his back against the head board and resumed his work. After about ten minutes of more research, more typing and more yelling, his phone vibrated. Zuko picked up his cell from the nightstand next to his bed to see who had the audacity to disturb him at such a time as this. With a scowl he slid up the screen to see who texted him.

New Message From: Katara

Perking up quite a bit, he opened the message to see what his girlfriend sent.

Katara: Hey ZuZu :)

Zuko typed in a quick reply and got back to his work. After about two minutes his phone let him know he had received another text.

Katara: Whacha doooiiin?

Smiling, he responded.

Zuko: Working on that stupid history paper

Katara: Still haven't finished that?

Zuko: Nope. Almost done tho. Jus another page and the bib.

Katara: Good that means u and I can talk :)

Zuko: If I can manage 2 multitask, then sure. Lol so how's Disney?

Katara had gone on vacation for two weeks to Disneyworld and Zuko missed her more than should be physically possible. Hey, what's a guy going to do when he's in love? Unlike most guys his age, Zuko wasn't afraid to admit that he loved his girlfriend. He and Katara had been absolutely inseparable since they first started dating Sophomore year. They would even be attending the same college in the fall and had talked a few times about having a real future together. Zuko paused in his typing and smiled wistfully as he remembered those conversations about possible marriage.

New Message From: Katara: ITS THE BEST! I feel like a lil kid! I evn hav an autograph book 4 all the characters I meet 2 sign :)

Zuko: Lol thats great love.

Katara: Yes. HAHAHA OMFG! SOKKA'S HITTING ON PRINCESS JASMINE RIGHT NOW!

Zuko: He would…rofl! I hope suki doesn't find out :p

Katara: Oh she already does. I just sent a pic 2 her.

Zuko: Is she mad?

Katara: Nah shes laughing her ass off. She said "even if we weren't dating, Sokka would have to b insane to think he could get a girl like that!" That's you kno two people love each other ya kno? Rofl.

Zuko: True! And that's effing hilarious :) Neway, so how's the hotel? Are they making you feel like a princess?

Katara: Only u make me feel like a princess, zuko :) I miss u so much.

Zuko: I kno babe. I miss u 2 :(

Katara: itd be so much more fun if u were here. U could hold me while we go on scary rides.

Zuko: yes :) and the i could kiss u under the fireworks at Epcot. Tell u how much I love u and need u. Tell u that u complete me.

Completely forgetting he was supposed to be finishing his assignment, Zuko shoved his laptop over to the side so he could lie down on the bed.

Katara: oooh. That'd be so romantic *dreamy look* …and completely cliché…and kinda cheesy…but I'd love it anyway :) I'd really love it if u'd show me all those things.

Zuko: oh u would now?

Katara: of course. I miss ur touch. I miss the way your hands run all over my body, feeling me everywhere. It feels so good.

Zuko's face donned a devious little smirk.

Zuko: Are we sexting?

Katara: yes yes we are

Zuko: TARA! What happened 2 my sweet, innocent little angel?

Katara: She's taking a nap right now. I'll tell her u said hey.

Zuko: lmao Oh ok so I'm talking 2 Naughty Katara right now?

Katara: yes sir and Naughty Katara wants some phone loving. So how bout it?

Zuko: (phone loving? Lol) I can't believe were actually gonna do this…but ok.

Well that was chapter one of When Zutara Texts. Please review. I'll probably have chapter two up later today or tomorrow…idk yet.

IMPORTANT: I'll probably be making a T-rated version of this soon where it's pretty much only Zuko and Katara texting in general. (No sexting.) If you have suggestions for what scenarios you want for that story, or what you want them to talk about PM me or leave it in a review. Also, if you have something in mind for them to say to each other in THIS story then by all means, go ahead and tell me. I'm completely open to ideas. Also, this story will probably be 2-3 chaps. Idk yet…unless I get some random new idea that'll be good enough to continue this into a longer fic.

Okay hope u like so far.