(The scene opens up with Lynn glaring at a rather muscular jock on the playing field)

"Ugh... just look at all of that wasted potential." Lynn growled. "Even when looking like that, and somehow being the captain of our team, he still can't play for squat!"

"Yeah, we've been losing games left and right ever since he was appointed." Margo replied.

"I know, and it's driving me insane! I've gotta do something about this."

"Well, what can you do? Kick him out?" she asked sarcastically.

Lynn turned towards her and gave a smug grin. "Precisely..."

She called the rest of the team except for the captain. They quickly came up to her confused.

Lynn:

I know that you're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed
If I were to simply lecture, it'd go right out of your head
But thick as you are... pay attention!
My words are a matter of prideful intentions

(She waves her hand in front of one of the teammate's faces, who simply stares ahead)
It's clear from your apathetic expressions...
Your skills aren't being put to their full potential
But we are talking fame and fortunes!
(She lunges at one of her teammates and tackles her to the ground, then gets up)
Even you can surely see my leadership is essential!

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era,
Is tiptoeing nearer!

Margo:

And when do we feature?

Lynn:

Just listen to teacher.

I know it's a bit underhanded
But I'm being candid
With how amazing the playoffs are gonna be
Once we get rid of him, you see
When at last I am given my position
And winning deliciously squared!
Be prepared!

Random player:

Yea, be prepared! Haha!
I'll be prepared!
(confused) For what?

Lynn:

(flatly) For the removal of the captain.

Random player:

Why, did he break a leg or something?

Lynn:

No, fool, we're gonna get him kicked off the team!
And his little lackey too.

Margo:

Hey, great idea!
Who needs a captain?!

Entire team:

No captain, no captain, la la la la la la!

Lynn:

(facepalms)
Idiots! There will BE a captain!

Random player #2:

Wait, but you said-

Lynn:

I will be captain!
(She jumps up onto the goalpost and puffs out her chest pridefully)
Stick with me...
And you'll never lose a game again!

Entire team:

Yaaaaaay! Alright! Long live Lynnsanity!
Long live Lynnsanity!
Long live Lynnsanity!

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With an athlete who'll be all-time adored

Lynn:

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with golden medals and trophies
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is...
(She jumps down from the goalpost in front of an unfortunate teammate, holding him up in a wedgie)
(roaring) YOU WOULDN'T SCORE A SINGLE GOAL WITHOUT ME!
(She lets go of him and returns to the main field as though nothing happened)

So prepare for the triumph of the century!
Be prepared for the foulest move!
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
An entire season of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be captain undisputed
Respected, saluted
(They salute her)
And seen for the WONDER I am!
Yes, my knuckles and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

Entire team:

Yes, our knuckles and ambitions are bared

Lynn:

Be prepared!

(End.)