It breaks my heart to say that Twilight is not mine. :(

Why won't his phone stop ringing? This is getting ridiculous. Where did he go, it's been fifteen minutes. It doesn't fucking take someone fifteen minutes to piss. Especially for a guy, you just whip it out, piss into the urinal, and then stick it back in your pants. Done. Okay this ringtone is getting on my nerves, who even keeps their phone on loud on a date?

I'm so tired of listening to this ringtone, I'm just going to answer it, it's obviously important.

I look at the screen, which says Leah. Who's Leah? He's never spoken about a Leah. Is she a new girl at work? "Hello?" I speak quietly into the phone.

"Who the fuck is this? This isn't Jake! Who are you, you fucking slut?!" The voice screeches at me through the phone. What the hell? Who does this bitch think she is?!

"This is Bella. Who is this? You're interrupting our anniversary dinner. Can I take a message?" I reply in a sickly sweet voice. Kill them with kindness, Bella. Don't rip this bitch's head off.

"Anniversary dinner? That's fucking hilarious. Jake's been fucking me good and hard for six months you whore. How would he have the time for an anniversary dinner, let alone a girlfriend?" I drop the phone in shock. She has to be lying. Jake wouldn't cheat on me, would he? We've been together since we met our third year of college. He would never lie to me. I know I have a busy schedule, I'm a lead NICU nurse, I barely get enough time to sleep, he encouraged me to take the job which lead to more hours at work. Is this why he's okay with me always working?

"Bells, you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost." Jake chuckles, finally coming back from wherever he scurried off to. Bathroom my ass.

"Nothing. I just think the sushi isn't sitting well in my stomach." I shrug off his comment. "Can we go? I'm not feeling well and I don't want to throw up in the middle of this restaurant."

"Sure babe. Let me go settle the bill." Jake turns to flag down our waiter, as he does this, I reach down for his phone, which had fallen under the table. "Babe what are you doing down there? I didn't know you were into kinky stuff like that." He waggled his eyebrows at me. Sick, are you fucking kidding me? I would never be caught dead giving Jake a blow job in the middle of a five star restaurant.

"No Jake, I dropped my napkin and went to pick it up." I say as I sit back to my chair, quickly sliding his iPhone into my clutch in my lap. "Can we go now?"

"In a second Bells, he has to bring my card back." I feel like I'm suffocating I just want to get out of here.

"I'll just go get the car from the valet. Meet me outside okay?" I grab my clutch, stand up and head outside without waiting for an answer. I know I have a good five minutes before he gets here, he's a slow walker for his build. I pull out his phone and key in his password. Idiot, who makes their password 1234. What's the point of a password? Once his phone unlocks, I click his messages. He's always had this weird OCD thing where he never deletes his messages because he's afraid something important is on them and he won't be able to get it back. I click Leah's name and begin reading.

"We meeting up tonight? ;) -J"

"Of course. I'm wearing the black set you bought me last week. Nothing else. I'll be waiting in your bed. -L" What is going on?

"I can't wait to feel your pussy around my cock. I'm so hard for you; I'm always hard for you. I'll be there by nine. You better be in the set and nothing else. -J" So this is why he wanted to grab dinner so early? Just you wait Jacob Black. My stiletto will be so far up your ass you'll question your sexual orientation. No one cheats on Bella Swan and gets away with it.