Yo. Uh…I just thought of this one day…as usual. I just thought what it would be like if Kakashi liked sugar. Hee hee hee…oh, and this is before Shippuden.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and I don't want to.
"Hey, Sakura!" Naruto said happily. Sakura was licking a lollipop. "Can I have that?"
"No way." Sakura began licking the lollipop again.
"Aren't you on a diet, Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"I quit…I'll start sooner or later." Sakura answered.
"Why are you licking a lollipop?" Sasuke had just entered the conversation. "You know Kakashi-Sensei doesn't like-"
Sakura stopped licking the lollipop and threw it into the woods.
"Aww…I was about to ask if I could have it…" Naruto muttered sadly.
"…Ew, Naruto," Sakura said. "That's disgusting."
Naruto grinned.
"…What is it?" Sakura noticed Naruto's grin. "Is…is there something in my hair?"
He pulled Sakura's lollipop out of his pocket and started licking it.
"H-How'd you do that?" Sakura exclaimed.
"Ninjas can do anything." Naruto said, still licking the lollipop.
"Naruto, throw it away," Sasuke demanded. "That's disgusting.""No way-"
"Heya, everyone," Kakashi waved as he was walking towards his team. "Sorry I was late, I-" Kakashi paused and saw Naruto licking the giant lollipop. "Uh…Naruto?""Yeah?""Are you…eating a…lollipop?"
"Uh-huh.""Throw it away."Naruto did as told and threw it into the woods.
"Told you," Sasuke sneered.
"Shut it, kiss-up!" Naruto snapped.
Sakura and Kakashi sighed.
The next day…
"Hi Sasuke!" Sakura said happily, walking towards Naruto and Sasuke. She had chocolate this time.
"Sakura…" Sasuke began, noticing the chocolate.
"It's dark chocolate!" Sakura said, munching the chocolate. "It has like, only 40 calories."
"Why are you suddenly eating candy now?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know…maybe it's puberty."
Naruto snickered.
"Be quiet!" Sakura yelled. As she was about to take the next bite, Kakashi walked towards them.
"Sakura…" Kakashi sighed.
"It's…it's dark chocolate, Kakashi-Sensei…" Sakura said.
"It still has sugar in it, Sakura," Kakashi said. "Throw it away."
She threw it into the woods.
The next day…
"Everyone," Kakashi said. "I have an announcement."
"What is it?" Sakura asked. She didn't bring any candy today because…well…she knew what would happen if she did.
"I think it would be best if all of you…would stop eating sugar.
"WHAT!" Sakura and Naruto exclaimed.
"Well, yeah, studies say that if you eat healthy, you are stronger and faster and stuff. So I'm putting you on…diets. Sort of."
"Stronger?" Naruto repeated. "I'm already strong, and I eat plenty of sugar! If you ask me, sugar is just as good as vegetables!"
"I don't know if I could live without sugar, Kakashi-Sensei…" Sakura whispered.
"You'll be fine once you get used to it," Kakashi said. "I mean, I don't have sugar, and look at me, right? It'll be fine."
"But what about me?" Naruto shouted. "I don't eat healthy!"
"If you would just try to eat healthy, then it won't be so bad."
Naruto groaned.
"…Sasuke?" Kakashi turned to him. "I haven't heard your saying on this."
"I don't really care," Sasuke said. "I don't eat a lot of sugar, anyways."
"So it's settled, then. No sugar. I'll be seeing you three tomorrow, then." Kakashi waved goodbye and left.
"This is so not fair!" Sakura exclaimed. "I need sugar!""Me, too!" Naruto said. "I'm going home and eating a whole bunch of sugar! I don't care what he says!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Naruto," Kakashi appeared out of nowhere.
"GAH!"
"I'll be watching all you three (maybe except Sasuke) and see if you can handle having no sugar. You know what? I'll give you a week. If you don't eat sugar for one week, then I'll let you off the hook. If you crack, I'll go with the 'no sugar' thing." Kakashi vanished.
"I can go a week without sugar. Can you, Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"Listen, Sakura," Naruto started twitching. "I really can't. I've been eating sugar for as long as I can remember. I don't think I can."
"Then…what will we do? If you eat sugar, then-"
"We could force Kakashi to eat sugar and see if he likes it! Then, if he does, then we'll be off the hook!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Cool! Then he'll stop telling me to eat vegetables!" Sakura said. "I think we should do it. What about you, Sasuke?""I'm not doing it," Sasuke said, walking away. "But if you two want to, then go ahead."Sakura paused, then said,
"Let's do it, Naruto."
Next chapter coming soon!~LADYICE~