The Consequences of Name-Calling
AN: I wrote this when I was high on candy. And I used the word sigh too much. Don't expect much. Ok, now that that stuff is out of the way, enjoy! Oh, and I don't own Fairy Tail.
PS I stole the Lasagna thing from somewhere I can't remember in a fanfiction
"Ohohoho!" Natsu snickers, and you scowl at him, effectively shutting him up. Usually, you enjoy his cheerful banter, but today you're stressed. Elf-nii-chan has taken a two day job, but it's been five days, and your worried. Of course, your Nii-san is strong, but you're still worried about him.
"Hello?" Natsu pokes you, and smirks at your surprised reaction "Why are you so boooooring today, Lasagna?" Natsu whines childishly. Your sigh irritably, resisting the urge to smack Natsu. Not only has he annoyed you again, Natsu has also called you "Lasagna", an annoying name he has a habit of calling you. Sometimes you wonder if Natsu does this annoying stuff to you on purpose, because you're the only person who will put up with it.
"Natsu, I told you my name is Lisanna, not Lasagna. I am not a pasta." You sigh exasperatedly.
"Ok, whatever ya say, Lasagna." He flashes you a grin. Your suddenly possessed by a spiteful urge to get Natsu in trouble, and call out the words that make Natsu freeze.
"Mira-nii!" Natsu being mean again!" A look of horror crosses Natsu's face, before terror takes over. But then Erza comes over and you know Natsu's screwed. Just a little pity overcomes you, but then Elf-nii-chan's problem arises in your mind, and you turn your head resolutely to face to Natsu's torture.
"Natsu," Erza says dangerously "Did you annoy a fair maiden?"
"Natsu!" Mira-nii shrieks menacingly "You dare?!"
Dark auras surrounded both of them.
"PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Gah! Don't kill me! AAAAAAH! Save me, Lasagna!"
Gray laughs, and joins in to beat up Natsu just for fun. You sigh. Somehow, you knew it end in violence (and Master sobbing about more paperwork). But then it wouldn't be Fairy Tail if it didn't.