Introduction
"KEVIN! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SLOW BUTT DOWNSTAIRS NOW, I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT BEFORE OUR PARENTS GET BACK!"
Ugh, my older sister is such a pain. Her voice was like the sound of a trumpet, an out of tune trumpet. Like, really out of tune. I slumped out of bed, and turned on my laptop. I got it for Christmas last year. I am a bit of a gamer. Okay, maybe a big gamer. I tiptoed downstairs and smelt burnt bacon and semi cooked eggs. "Right,'' I thought, "She cooked today". Our parents left us home alone for the week. They went on a vacation in Vegas. And decided my sister was the perfect candidate to watch over me over the week.
"Finally, now sit down and eat," she said, her mouth filled with food. She turned the TV on to MTV, and I hate MTV. Some show about a pregnant 16 year old was on. Yikes. As I ate, I scraped off the burnt parts and finished cooking the eggs. I don't have time to contract salmonella all because my sis is a lousy cook.
"Hey Meg, how about I cook for the rest of the week? At this rate, you'll be dead and the will would be passed on to me… You know what, never mind!"
"What was said!?" She got up fast. Not just fast, but like, lightning fast. She slowly advanced towards me, and as fast as I could, I turned the stove off, grabbed all of the bacon, and ran up the stairs. I swear, she must have been like 2 steps behind me as we ran up the stairs. My door was open, and it opened inward to the room. An advantage for me, if I am fast enough. I tried to speed up a notch, and was able to reach the door and shut it behind me, pushing the door closed as she pushed in. I locked it and backed away. "Open this door now, Kevin!"
"How 'bout no?" I replied. Smugly, I sat down in my chair, logged into my computer, which I installed like 13 firewalls and had a password longer than my parent's pc. It ran any game I wanted to play smoothly. I added some extra space and ram, because I'm smart like that.
I put on my headset, and hopped onto Minecraft, which I have automatically open itself when I get on. I went to multiplayer, and this is where stuff got creepy. There was a server that I never have been on in my list. It was freaky. The server description said, "Play me now, Kevin." At this point, I was creeped out, and noticed my sister turned up the volume on the tv downstairs.
"YEAH, this is freaky." I said to myself. I tried to delete it, but it wouldn't let me. I tried joining other servers. Nope. I thought, "Maybe Meg fooled with my game and has her laptop running the server." So, I click on it, and joined the world.
I should have just played Call of Duty instead.