ROAD TRIP: CULLEN STYLE

What did I get myself into?

So this is my first fan fiction. I was on the highway and saw a RV. My sister and I were joking about how my dad could never drag us on a road trip and as always I was thinking about twilight. I was thinking how the Cullen's would survive one and so here it is. This is set before Breaking Dawn.

Disclaimer: Seriously people I don't own twilight or the characters but I'll tell you when I do.

Bella's POV

Edward is playing the piano; Jasper and Emmett are playing video games in the den. Esme was drawing designs in her studio, Carlisle is at work, and Rosalie I don't know she was probably looking at her reflection in the mirror somewhere. I was enduring torture A.K.A. Bella Barbie.

"Carlisle is home." As soon as the words were out of Alice's mouth she had a vision.

"Oh no, this isn't good." My imagination went wild with the possibilities of what her vision was about.

"What was your vision about?" She just shook her head.

"You'll find out soon enough." Thanks a lot, Alice.

A few minutes later I heard Carlisle came in the door.

"Family meeting now, Bella included." He probably would have whispered it but he said it loud for my benefit.

After mumbling something about how her make-over was cut short, Alice picked me up and ran down stairs. Everyone was already there. Jasper was on the couch. Emmett was sitting on the floor leaning against the couch Jasper was on, looking goofy as ever. Rosalie was sitting on his lap looking bored and annoyed. Esme and Carlisle were sitting on the two chairs. Edward was sitting on the love seat pinching the bridge of his nose, looking stressed.

Alice dropped me beside Edward and went to sit next to Jasper. I thought about asking him what was wrong but I figured that I would find out soon enough.

"I have been thinking that we need to bond more, especially with Bella. Some of you are really close with her, (He glanced at Edward, Alice and Emmett.) some of you are not (he looked at Rosalie and Jasper). Anyway on the way home I saw a RV and thought a road trip would be a good idea." A chorus of groans filled the room.

"There is no way I'm getting on some stinky, tiny RV, especially with the human." she glared at me and I Iooked down quickly.

"Too bad Rosalie we're doing this as a family." She wasn't exactly a happy camper at this point.

"The rules are: One. I will be taking cell phones, I-pods, game systems books, and anything that prevents bonding. Two, There will be a one bag maximum, this" he was cut off by Alice screaming he had to make her stop before he started talking again.

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," he shot Alice a look."There will be a one bag max because this is only a camper. I will be getting the biggest one available due to our family's size. Three, We won't be complaining, saying mean things to each other or glaring at each other." Then Edward coughed Rosalie.

"Four, this vacation will have a PG-13 rating, Emmett." Then we started laughing hysterically.

"And the last and most important rule; no eating Bella, or hurting her for that matter."

"Just be nice to each other and everything will be o.k." At that Edward burst out laughing.

"When are we going?" That was the first thing Jasper had said the whole time.

"Three days, I cleared it with Charlie and he thinks it is a great idea."

"When will we get back?" I asked

"We will head home when I feel we are a closer family." Everyone groaned because we will be on that bus a long time. Alice's hand shot up. Carlisle rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Yes, Alice."

"If we're going to leave in three days I need to start packing like right now."

"Everyone go pack and remember the rules." Then everyone started running around. I turned to Edward.

"Let's go to your room. It doesn't take me three days to pack." Alice appeared instantaneously in front of me. I jumped; really couldn't anyone around here give me some warning before they appeared out of thin air in front of me.

"Alice don't do that. Edward might be mad if you gave me a heart attack."

"Sorry I just wanted to tell you that you will go shopping with me in three hours to buy clothes for the road trip."

"Um…I already have clothes to pack."

"Please, if you're coming with us I'm getting you new clothes." I knew it was no use to fight with Alice so I just agreed.

Sure enough three hours later Alice was leading me to her porch. Emmett was in the front seat singing to Barbie Girl. My ears were burning. I didn't know he was coming.

"Why are you here, Emmett?" Alice answered for him.

"I have to buy him clothes too."

For once in my life I was happy to be at the mall. It was better than listening to Emmett sing, which he did the whole time. Alice drug us from store to store (Which in the process I tripped many times and caused Emmett to laugh hysterically.) making us try on countless outfits at each one. At one time I asked why we had to try them on if she could already see them on us and she said he was part of the shopping experience.

*day they leave*

I woke up, took a shower, and got ready. Then I went to the living room where I saw Emmett carrying two suitcases to the garage.

"Hey Bella, Ready to go on a road trip with seven vamps?" He was grinning like a mad man.

"Um…not really. Where is everyone?"

"In the garage, come on." So I followed him in and was disturbed by the sight I saw."

If anyone is reading this I'm so excited because I don't think anyone will, (With the exception of RavenclawVampire14 because she's awesome like that.) It will get funny as soon as I get them on them on the bus. I had to do this chapter as a transition. Please review and keep reading. There will be a new chapter up probably as soon ASAP. And if you thought this chapter was poorly written sorry because this is the first chapter I have ever written for fan fiction and I hope my writing will get better as the story progresses.

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