Hi guys! So this is Harry Potter! So this is hilarious to me! Hope you enjoy! Oh and my brother made some out this up too!
No ones POV
So harry,herminie,and Ron were sitting in the chairs outside school doing nothing when they heard "You can no longer cast spells!" And then silence and then Harry said "Im gonna call my friend Katy and Jake!" He called them (those two characters are me and my brother and we're related in the story too!) soon enough we got there and we said "Hi! It's that one chick isn't it?" I said and Jake said "She has a name! Her name is miss umbridge!" I rolled my eyes and said "Don't care!" Then we saw that chick/miss umbridge and we said "Hey chick!" Well I said that... She glared at me and said "What is your name!" "Um,chicka,I don't go to this school so shut up,voldemort is my friend so he could kill you bitch!" And she was like "Your going to the dungeon!" I giggled and screamed and soon enough voldemort was here looking worried and said "What happened?!" "It's fine but this chick is getting on my nerves..." I said pointing to that chick and she looked scared and I giggled and said "If you want,I'll let you have Harry but don't kill him! He's still my friend..." "Ooh! Can I tell him?!" Voldemort said and I blushed and said "No!" And the others looked confused and voldemort said "Okay,but lets kill this bitch..." And he instantly killed her and I killed and hugged him and said "Thanks LD!" "That nickname is so old... Anyways,all I need is three drops of his blood,so here,let me do this!" He took out a vial and got some blood and left and said "Later Kate!" "Later LD!" And then I stared at the guys... "That was so awkward..." Herminonie said and I said "Go make out with Ron! I want Harry to see something!" And herminonie blushed and I giggled and left with Harry to a building! We got in and I kissed him and said "Just getting away from people..." Then I made out with him and we stayed like that for a while until there was a knock and someone said "Come out!" We did and I said "Holy sh*t! It's the bitch! She's alive!" Voldemort came back and Jake held Harry by his head and said "Take him! Just kill her!" And I giggled and hugged Harry tightly and said "No,he's mine!" Then voldemort killed the evil bitch and Harry and I lived happily ever after!
Hope you guys liked it! Anyways,I had drum making this and I hope you guys laughed! My brother made up the holding Harry's head part! I made up the part where I said "The bitch came back!" And almost everything else! Hope you all laughed! R&R!