Oh, though Spike may be terribly cool
And Faye may be touchingly mute
And Ein is a fun little guy,
And Edward's unhealthilly cute

Their's fangirls for one,
And fangirls for all,
Fangirls for the dumb,
For the obnoxious, smart, short and tall!

However, when all of
The Marysues come fourth
They give just no love
To the.. To the thing that rhymes with "Fourth"!

Jet is so sweet
He's just like my Mum
He's a bitch, and he's bald,
And his big guns are fun!

Jet is so tolerant
Of my favourite alter-ego (Ed)
Jet is also so loving,
He, um, wouldn't hurt a sea-gull!

My Jet Black kicks ass,
More even the Spike! (oh my God, I'm insulting SPIKE now!)
Even though some retards
May call him a "dyke"

Jet Black is bald
Very bald indeed.
He reminds me of Krillin,
And he even cooks, er, feed!

Yes, though many hate Jet-jet
I truly must say,
That Jet is important
And Jet's here to stay

Oh, though Spike may be terribly cool
And Faye may be touchingly mute
And Ein is a fun little guy,
And Edward's unhealthilly cute

My favourite is Jet
Got a problem with that, you damned whores?