BACKGROUND INFO: This is a dream I had. The "I" in the story—the narrator—is a vampire named Cassie, Jeremy's girlfriend. A few characters from Supernatural sneak their way into the story. Just a warning to people: parings end up Tyler/Jeremy, Damon/Elena, Stefan/Caroline, and Matt/Katherine, so if you don't like those pairings, you probably don't want to read the dream.

"Damon, please, you have to kill me," I begged. "I can't do this anymore. I can't hurt him anymore."

Damon stares at me for a few moments, twirling a wooden stake in his hands. He then takes a sip of his Bourbon sitting beside him, and shrugs, getting up off his chair. "Nah, I'd rather just make out with you."

His arms wrap around me and I'm lost inside his kisses.

The Jeremy walks in. "Dude, you are SO lucky. Your girlfriend's an amazing kisser."

Jeremy chuckled. "I know she is.

I extricated myself from Damon's embrace. "It's not what it looks like," I told him.

He didn't even glance at me. He continued staring at Damon. "So, I got your message. What do you want?"

The Tyler walks in the door, asking Damon the same thing Jeremy just did. Jeremy and Tyler's eyes lock, and they go on an eye sex fest. I start to get creeped out, so I ask them what's going on.

"I think…" Jeremy starts, not taking his eyes off Tyler, "I'm in love," Tyler finished for him. They close the distance between each other, and take each other's hand, lacing them together. They leave Damon and I alone in the boarding house.

Now I was totally weirded out. My boyfriend just left me for another guy. But at least I got to make out with Damon. "At least I have you," I told him.

But then we were interrupted by Elena busting in. "Stefan and I broke up," she announced, and suddenly she and Damon were kissing like it was their last day on earth.

I left the boarding house to go find Stefan. Maybe he could cheer me up. And, of course, I find him. On my car. Making out with Caroline Forbes.

"What has happened to this town? It's like it's gone psycho," I responded.

"No, we're just hooking up with people we normally wouldn't," Stefan replied.

"Is there no one left for me? I mean, is Matt still single?"

Stefan and Caroline traded looks.

I rolled my eyes. "What, are you going to tell me Matt's with Katherine?"

Stefan nodded.

"Great. What about Mason Lockwood?"

"Gone."

"Whatever." I drove to Elena and Jeremy's house to get my stuff. And sitting on Jeremy's bed was Mike Pellegrino.

"Hello, Cassie," he says. "I've wanted to officially meet you for a long time now. I'm Klaus. I've been stalking you since you were younger. I had Katherine turn you because I'm in love with you. I had all these people isolate themselves from you so I could have you all to myself."

Creepy. "Hey, Klaus. That name doesn't really fit you. You sure you're not that Lucifer guy from the show Supernatural? Cause you look just like him."

"Klaus is Lucifer, Lucifer is Klaus. They are just two of my many monikers."

"Hmm…" I mused. "Did you really have to come in this vessel? Why not Sam Winchester's meat suit? Or better yet, Dean's?"

"Not Dean's. I can't possess the Michael Sword."

"Oh. Right. Damn."

Then, somehow, the Winchester brothers appeared in the bedroom.

"Dean! Oh my God!" I say. "I love—"

"Me?" he interrupts. "I know. They all say that."

I gave him a weird look. "No, I was going to say I love your car. The Impala is the star of the show."

Now he gives me a weird look, but shrugs. "Oh. Well, I love her, too. That's one thing we've got in common. So what do you say we find another room without these two and go make some sweet, sweet love?"

"Okay," I say.

He takes my hand and we leave.

Klaus looks at Sam, and they start having epic eye sex. "About to say yes, Sammy?"

Sam gives him an intense stare. "Eat my shorts," he tells him.

Who are you, John Bender? Klaus thinks.

THE END.