I don't own twilight, I know everyone envys Stephenie Meyer, we all know that.

These are some ways that I would think that Edward would have told the Cullens he was going to the Voulturi to get killed.

1. "I'm going to Italy to kill myself and no one is going to stop me!" Rebelious/Jazzy Edward, jumps into a lake and starts swimming.

2. "Never thought that vampires would ever commit suicide." I was slumping in defeat in my car as I ran away to be killed.

3. Alice "Bella would want you to be alive, for her sake!"

Edward "Theres no point if shes not here to stop me!" Runs away to Italy grabbing a few mountain lions on the way, hey I got hungry.

4. Esme "Please Edward don't . . ." this was the first time in history that a vampire had ever shed a tear, it was the color of blood.

Edward "I'm sorry, but I gotta hit the bars and get laid before I kill myself!" Jumps out a window and runs to the nearest stripper club.

5. Rosalie "Okay Edward, right now even I would kill myself in your situation, but I wouldn't party like this!" Gestures to the trail of dead animals

Edward "What? I'm getting drunk on blood so that I'm stupid enough to go ask for death." Goes back to drinking from a police.

6. Looks up at the start "When the world was once a bright place for me, I was happy, now it is dark and my heart burns in agony, no one can live like this, no one."

Alice "Who the hell are you talking to?" Sees the weirdo just looking into space.

Edward "The Bella inside me." Suddenly sees the vision in her mind. "No!"

Alice "Don't Edward, no, you can't!" Edward gets off the phone. He looks her straight in the eyes.

"Yes I can." Alice was too slow to catch him, it was useless.

Just some random things I want the charchters to say.

Bella "Edward is my man! He's a hunky, vampire man! No girls gonna be good enough for him." Grabs onto the little picture of him tightly(pretend Edwards on a reserch trip or what ever)

Edward "Roalie is a thorn, Alice is a everlasting barf machine, Esme is a rose, to perfumy, Bella . . . is the always burning fire of my affection." looks into the flames, Jasper and Emmet get ready to pick a fight for insulting their wives.

Esme "Are we the only quiet ones in the household?" Asks Carliel while kissing him quietly in their "bedroom". Can hear everyone else in their bed"yes also jake and Renessme and Edward and Bella out in the woods)

Carlise "I wonder if I could find ice cream tasting blood?" Looks into reserch looking for people who only eat tomatoes and sausage.

Jake "Urg, why do I have to love some one that stinks this badly?" Sniffs his future wife's hair. Holds a hand to his face to see her dreams, a picture of him with stink fumes coming off of him.

Random but a must for me, so how was it?

Which was your fav?