"What a great morning." I hissed in a sarcastic gloom, racing to the closest building in this damn forest. Which just so happened to be the secret bounty hunter drop off station. It was valuable information for shinobi, but it's not like I care, I'm just a cat after all. Well I'm a bakeneko actually, that's a demon cat spirit thing by the way.
Information was attracted to me just like a bear is to honey, and just like the bear likes honey I like the information, a little to much for my own good. My curiosity usually lead me into sticky situations. No pun intended, haha.
Anyways, it was definitely not a beautiful morning by any means. In fact it was raining like Hell, my beautiful white fur was just shy of a dirty soaking mop, and I'm fricking freezing my tails off! Yes, I have tails, two very beautiful pink tipped tails, deal with it.
My front claws made sparks as I skid to a complete stop on the concrete floor, finally having made it to the cement steps leading to the building's main door.
The reason I stopped so suddenly? Well that's because an idiot of a man just came crashing into the ground right in front of me. May I add that he landed in a puddle that splashed me right in the face with muddy water. Muddy Water!
My disgusted spluttering caught his attention and he stopped his loud cussing to give me a curious look.
I glared with such hatred and fury I thought he might just disintegrate into a pile of soggy ash. Unfortunately for me that is not what happened. I couldn't help the feeling that I've seen the cloak he was wearing before.
It was pitch black with dark red clouds speckled all over it. The man wore it in a way that showed his very nice muscular chest. Which would be very satisfying to look at in a different situation.
Ahem. Back to the familiar cloak! Where have I seen it before? Hmm...?
Oh! That's the symbol of the Akatsuki if I wasn't mistaken. By the looks of him he must be the immortal bastard, he was the only one with those beautiful magenta eyes and silver hair. What was his name again?
Better yet, I wonder what they all do together? Grinning a Cheshire grin I inwardly laughed as I came up with a great idea. Sneak into their base and see what they do!
"Why the fuck is there a fucking pink cat here, Kakuzu?" He yelled loudly making me cringe and forget my train of thought. My ears are to sensitive for this stuff!
Hmm. Kakuzu was it? He was the other zombie paired up with... I think his name started with an H. Hidden? Hydra? I've got it! It was Hidan! They are the zombie partners! I need to get away from them and formulate my plan, decisions, decisions...
"How dare you splash my beautiful fur you insignificant vermin!" I shrieked in fake rage before shaking my head at the dumbass in irritation. He probably didn't understand my superior vocabulary.
Shaking myself off I tried bolting through the open doors only to run straight into a freak wearing a mask. That must be Kakuzu. The force of my body reversed and I ended up bouncing back into the rain and right into a muddy puddle. You have got to be kidding me!
I yowled in anger and my fur became blue fire as I unleashed my power. Within seconds the puddle was gone and I stood there steaming in the rain with my ears laid back flat against my skull.
"I will demolish you." I hissed menacingly at Mr. Let's-block-the-fucking-way-inside-so-Nadeshiko-freezes-her-ass-off. Kakuzu gave me a curious look before he walked over to the vermin still sitting in the puddle, a suitcase swinging in his hand.
Again I bolted towards the door, this time finally making it inside and away from that accursed water. I streaked through the room and into the disgusting bathroom. My paws left muddy prints on the cracked tile floor marking my path.
Activating the door to the secret compartment I called out angrily to Bounty Bob, "you have some really rude vermin for customers!"
He jumped in surprise and stared wide eyed at me in shock. "Na-Nadeshiko Sama!" He stuttered as I gracefully jumped onto the metal dissection table he was standing next to. "You startled me... And yes, after all, most of my customers are criminals."
"That's no excuse! Do you know what those bastards out there did to me?" I questioned with narrowed eyes while looking straight at him without blinking. With my tails I motioned for him to come closer to me since he had backed up a few paces.
"W-what did t-they d-do?" He gulped as beads of sweat rolled down his pale skin and he leaned in instinctively to hear my next words.
Haha this was getting fun, maybe I shouldn't try and sneak into their base, there is plenty of fun things that are safe. Still I want revenge! Damn those stupid Akatsuki members for making me get soaked in muddy water.
With the creepiest look I could muster I shoved my face inches from his and whispered, "they stole my heart and now I'm going to steal yours!" With that I pounced straight into his chest, my claws allowing me to stick to his clothing.
He flailed backwards and rammed into the dissection table behind him with a loud bang. Doing a backflip I landed back on my own dissection table before a wave of laughter overtook me and I fell to the cold metal.
Yowling with laughter I rolled around the table sure to keep my body from falling of the edge and onto the dirty floor.
"Haha you wish lover boy!" I called once my giggles had calmed down. "They just got my fur wet! The nerve of some vermin!"
"That wasn't very nice Shiko-Chan! You scared me half to death!" His chest rose and fell quickly as he held a hand over his heart, as if that would actually calm it down.
"Yeah, well, you deserved it for having such rude customers like those two flea bitten freaks outside!" I was not truly angry at him, it was just fun pushing his buttons.
My ears picked up the sound of foot steps just inside the compartment and I swiveled my head towards the noise. My eyes were met by neon green and magenta ones, both sprouting furrowed brows.
"Who the fuck are you calling flea bitten, you mangy piece of pink shit!?"
I narrowed my eyes dangerously at the silver haired vermin who had just spoken, more like yelled, at me in such a blatant manner. What a degenerate!
"Quite frankly you should be able to figure it out, but since it seems your minuscule brain cannot put two and two together I shall simplify it for you, vermin." I had turned my whole body to face them and was now sitting on my haunches licking my paw and gracefully smoothing it out on my left ear. "I was simply talking about you Hidan, and your partner Kakuzu. You Akatsuki members have no manners whatsoever!"
I should have known saying that was a big mistake, yet I just had to open my cute little mouth didn't I?
Haha just kidding, this was all a part of my foolproof plan to infiltrate the Akatsuki to erase my boredom and exact my revenge. Of course I only came up with the plan about five seconds ago, but hey, spontaneous things are good sometimes!
After a few seconds of silence I was grabbed painfully around the middle by Kakuzu's black tentacle things. I hope this plan actually works because this fricken hurts! If he dirties my fur I'm going to be pissed! And why does he have to touch me with his tentacles!
Hidan was loudly cursing and asking Kakuzu if he could sacrifice me to someone named Jashin. When I thought about it, I came to the conclusion that it was some sort of deity that the silver haired man believed in.
"How do you know of us?" Came Kakuzu's calm, but intimidating voice as I was brought within a few inches of his masked face. I could feel the coils around my middle tighten even more when I didn't answer immediately.
Taking a deep breath I let out a pained hiss and flattened my ears against my skull. My claws were out and my tails twitched in agitation. "That is classified information masked vermin" I ground out between my sharp teeth.
"Is that so." For a few seconds he rummaged around in his cloak before pulling his hand out to reveal a small syringe full of clear blue liquid. "I don't have time to play with you so I'll just take you with us for further interrogation. Leader is waiting..."
With that he jabbed the needle directly into my neck as I struggled against his hold. How he managed to do it while I was moving around so animatedly confused me greatly. Oh well. They were S-ranked criminals after all.
The effects of whatever he injected me with only took a few seconds to do their job and I could feel myself slipping into darkness. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, I just hope Bounty Bob is ok...