Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters you recognise. They belong to Jeff Kinney. I've also changed some facts, like age difference. Sorry if that's a bit confusing; hope its still understandable;)
You would have thought it was the most wonderful news in the world.
Anyway, it isn't. At least to me. And my brothers Rodrick and Manny. I guess less attention will go to Manny now, which is just AWESOME. The spoilt brat which everything must be done his way. As for Rodrick, more work for him to do.
Great! Hold on-that means more work for ME to do, too But never mind that now, shall we?
The fact tells us that Mom. Is. Pregnant. PREGNANT.
And then she did some scan or something like that and told us that her baby was most likely a girl, and I was shocked that she had actually shed tears of JOY.
Too many boys, she complains.
So this diary will soon belong to Caroline Heffley. Her writing's WAY different from mine, I should expect, and she might be solving my problems-you know what they are. Wait. I don't want HER to solve them.
I guess I'm just writing some Prologue for her. My hand aches of writing now.
Goodbye.
Thank you to Guest for reviewing! Yes I get exactly what you mean, hence the age changes. :) And thank you to Pencil, Jeaninelovesu and HarryPotter2004 for your reviews!
Opinions? :)