Like A Happy Tree Friends Episode!
by AngelRox22 Miley Stewart walked onstage and started singing as everyone's fave sweetheart: "Hannah Montana!" The crowd cheered. "YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!" She sang her heart out. Later, when the concert was over she and her friend Lily Tresscott "Lola Lufonda" chatted happily backstage. "Oh my God, Miley! You were great out there! The best you've ever been!" Suddenly, two shady men walked up to Miley. "You're Hannah Montana? Well, we have an offer for you!" Miley was surprised. She widened her eyes and tugged on Lily's shirt. "Go call my daddy, Lola!" She hissed, and Lily nodded. "Hey, there, Mr. Montana! We have an offer for your daughter! She can perform at Camp Crystal Lake!"
The man in the brown coat cheerfully said. Robby Ray Stewart raised one eyebrow. "Oh, really? And where is this Camp Crystal Lake thing at?" "Oh, let's see, I have a map here...Aha! Here you are, Mr. Montana!" He shoved a map into Mr. Stewart's hands. "You're gonna have to pay us 800 bucks though. We coordinate the concert," the man in a black coat said. "Ooh. Well, here you are!" Mr. Stewart happily gave the swindlers 900 bucks. "We're rich!" Black coat cheered. Brown coat smiled. "Let's go!" Mr. Stewart said, and the journey was on. When they finally arrived at Camp Crystal Lake, all Mr. Stewart, Jackson, Lily, Oliver, and Miley could see were trees,
bushes, rocks, and an old camp house that looked like no one had stepped foot in it for 80 years or somewhat. Miley stepped out of the car, immeadiately stepping on poo with her brown high-heeled cowboy boots. "EEEEWWWWW!"
Lily said, because, she too, had stepped in poop. "Disgusting!" Oliver pinched his nose and looked at the ground for it.
Jackson and Mr. Stewart walked out of the car and walked into the woods, Oliver, Lily, and Miley followed. "Nothing here but a lake! Those men were swindlers!" Suddenly, his head was cut off. "ARGGGHHH!" Lily, Miley and Oliver schreeched. Jackson grabbed a branch and whipped it at the man in the hockeymask. "NOOO! STAY AWAY!
CREEP!" Lily bashed a rock on the guy's head. But his machete just slashed through her and uneffectively. Jackson staggered back and yelled, "TAKE COVER" to Oliver and Miley who cowered behind some trees. They ran and left Jackson behind, who was now a pile of body parts.
"GET IN!" Miley hissed and pulled Oliver into the old camp house. "Ugh!" Oliver pinched his nose and Miley looked around. "Hide!" She heard footsteps coming. Oliver hid under the kitchen sink, and Miley ran to the bathroom. She jumped into the bathtub. Oliver screamed as his head was sliced in half (like a Happy Tree Friends episode). Then, Jason Voorhees walked slowly looking in rooms. Miley shut her eyes. When she opened them she saw a man in a hockeymask holding a machete. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She yelled and threw her wig at him. Jason tried to get it off but Miley placed it over his face and grabbed his machete. She ran out the door but stopped.
An arrow had gone through her head.
All she heard was the sound of her singing, "The Best of Both Worlds." And then Hannah Montana was dead.
Like a Happy Tree Friends episode.