BELLA'S BIRTHDAY

I don't own twilight. Stephenie Meyer does.

chapter 1: 21 FINALLY

PROLOGUE

FINALLY! I am 21 fucking years old. I am now, (Not that I haven't had a sip or two of alcohol before), legally able to drink. Alice, Rosalie, and I are going out to celebrate. We are gonna get drunk as hell. I just hope we have enough for a cab. But there is something that would really be the greatest present ever: losing my virginity.

I am in bliss. This man that is hovering over top of me, with those piercing green eyes is about to take my virginity, will make me the happiest woman alive.

"Oh, stop teasing me!"

"Ah, ah, ah, I will bring you satisfaction soon my pet."

"Bella, wake the fuck up bitch. Oh, and happy birthday."

Damn Rosalie. All my fucking dreams gotta be ruined by this bitch. Why can't I live alone. Oh yeah, cause I need rent money.

"Nice wake up call Rose."

"Thanks, I try my hardest. Now hurry up and get dressed. Alice will be her soon, and we have a big day set up, so hurry up."

It's not the greatest way to wake up on the most important day of your life but it's acceptable.

Me, Rosalie, and Alice went shopping today. THey said I got to pick out whatever clothing I want, which I took advantage of. And guess where we went... FOREVER 21. When Alice came over to Rosalie's and I's house, she had a bunch of bags in her hands filled with b-day presents. I feel so loved.

Knowing Alice, she critized my style choice and was happy that she bought something way better than my "drab clothing" apparently. Alice bought me 4 crop tops, 3 pairs of 4 inch stilletto heels, 2 pairs of short shorts, and 5 pieces of lingere. While she was pulling out my presents, I was thinking where did she get these clothes from, Ho's R Us?

Rosalie also got me a present. She got me a double chocolate cupcake, and surprisingly a very large purple dildo. She said I might need it in case I don't get any tonight. I prayed to God that I really hope that I don't have to use it.

"Thank you so very much Alice and Rosalie. Those were all wonderful gifts," I said.

"Thanks Bella, oh and I almost forgot," Rosalie pulled out a pack of condoms, "we can't have our sweet little Bella getting pregnant on her first time, now can we?"

"No we can't," I tried to say through clenched teeth and a forced smile.

"Now come on bitches, it's time to hit the club, women get drinks free today, and I wanna take full advantage of that," Alice said.

"Did you have a drink before you came here?" I asked.

"A little," she giggled.

"Oh my gosh."

"And soon you will be on the dance floor, bumping and grinding, tipsie as hell," she said.

I might wanna reconsider drinking before it's too late.