Disclaimer: I don't own 'Twilight' or any of the characters. I don't own girl scout cookies or cub scout popcorn or walmart either!

AHAHA A fun happy oneXshot. I got the idea from reading 'Cullen's Island' by jandco. In that story Jasper is a former cub scout. I started forming this in my mind and BAM! OnexShot! LOL! Thank you for the idea jandco!

ONEXSHOT

BPOV

Those Cub Scouts are going DOWN! My girl scout troop is going to murder them! We've been the champions for three years! We shall dominate the walmart parking lot! We shall sell the thin mints and they shall cry. CRY I TELL YOU!

Alice, Rosalie, and I set up the boxes of cookies. The thin mints, the tagalongs,and the simoas are the most popular this year. Rose and I sat down behind the little table as Alice started yelling "BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! No, wait, that's lucky charms." Rose and I just about doubled over with laughter at that.

Our laughter stopped as we saw them approaching.

The cub scouts and their popcorn.

"Ooooo! Look, boys, it's the girl scouts." Emmett said.

"SHUT UP!" Rose shouted at him.

The boys laughed and stalked off to their table to set up their popcorn.

There's really no competition. I mean seriously! Cookies or popcorn? Not a hard choice to make.

"POPCORN!" Jasper was yelling, over powering Alice's voice.

"COOKIES!" Alice yelled louder.

"POPCORN!"

"COOKIES!"

They went back and forth for about two hours before Rose went inside and bought and Air Horn and a mega phone.

We won the advertising portion.

Rose sent me over to distract the boys. I had no clue why. She's so much prettier than I am. "Hey, boys." I said

"Hey, Bella." Edward said. We've always had a crush on each other.

I chatted with them for a while and eventually made my way back to the girls.

Alice decided to put on the thin mint suit. She walked around calling herself, 'The Mintanator'.

"I AM THE MINTANATOR!" She would yell.

We eventually decided to pack up.

The guys did, too. We walked up to them.

"How much did you sell?" they asked.

"How much did you sell?" We challenged.

"Count of three?" They asked.

We nodded, "One, two, three..."

"None." We all said at the same time.

Then we all laughed and went to cold stone for ice cream.