A/N: I didn't write this alone; I had help from my roommates Alice, San-chan, and WhAt?. I don't own any of the serries mention here (though all of us wish we owned the bishonen!) The serries in this and the following chapters include: Gravitation, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Saiyuki, Host Club, Fushigi Yuugi, Gundam Wing, Final Fantasy, Iny Yasha, and Fruits Basket, and Full Metal Panic, though mostly it's Saiyuki. IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI, DON'T READ THIS!
On the first day of Christmas my Otaku gave to me:
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the second day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the third day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the fourth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the fifth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the sixth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the seventh day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Seven Celestial Warriors
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the eighth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Eight Boys with issues
Seven Celestial Warriors
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the ninth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Nine Sits for Inu Yasha
Eight Boys with issues
Seven Celestial Warriors
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the tenth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Ten scary fan girls
Nine Sits for Inu Yasha
Eight Boys with issues
Seven Celestial Warriors
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the eleventh day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Eleven Gundam series
Ten scary fan girls
Nine Sits for Inu Yasha
Eight Boys with issues
Seven Celestial Warriors
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee
On the twelfth day of Christmas my otaku gave to me:
Twelve Members of the Zodiac
Eleven Gundam serries
Ten scary fan girls
Nine Sits for Inu Yasha
Eight Boys with issues
Seven Celestial Warriors
Six Host Club members
Five Gundam pilots
Four Sanzo party members
Three copies of Kakashi
Two Elric Brothers
One confused Suichi and some parts to a mecha's left knee