Bart Simpson's First Penis Hair
"DAD, LOOK! I HAVE MY FIRST PENIS HAIR!" said bart so excited he peed (well I can't say his pants). "oh I remember when I got my first penis hair. It was last week! Good times, good times." Replied homer. "when we were trying to make you your mother complained about how hard it was down there!" said homer once again. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" yelled bart. "Hey you're the one running down the stairs with no pants on!" replied homer angrily. "me not wearing pants! I just put them on while you take them off showing off to mom!!!!!" bart snapped. Marge comes down the stairs. ""what the shit is going on?" marge said mad yet admiring homer's thing. "MOM!" yelled bart even more angered then before. "well who wouldn't admire it? hey homer, let's go to the couch with me will you?" replied marge. "I'm going upstairs to show lisa." Said bart.
"hey lisa, look at my first penis hair!" said bart. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!" replied lisa trying to be polite but not succeeding. "fine" bart said.
THE END