60 ways to piss off Sakura
Tell her Sasuke's gay
Tell her he's dating Ino
Dye her hair green
Take a photo of her green hair
Tell her to do something stupid/embarrassing or you'll stick it around Kohana.
Stick it around Kohana anyway.
Read/scream her 'Sasuke filled' diary out loud at the top of your voice on top of Hokage tower.
Insult Sasuke
Call her a Sasuke whore
Tell her no one would date her if she PAID them.
Tell Naruto Sakura wants to date him.
Tape him asking him out
Yell at Sakura for 'breaking his heart in the cruellest fashion known' when she beats him up
Tell the whole of Kohana what a bitch she is
Start a rumour she's dating Ino
Tell her Ino's hotter then her by far.
Tell her she's stupid and weak
Follow her when she goes on a date and 'snatch' the boy from her, if you're a girl of course.
If, wait…WHEN, you succeed rub it in her face for years to come.
Insult her intelligence
Call her a 'prep'..
Constantly remind her after that 'That is not a good thing.'
Question her virginity in front of the boys of Kohana and when she starts yelling say 'You mean you haven't slept with Sasuke? But you told me you did.' confused.
Introduce her to Yuri on fanfiction
Introduce her to Sakura/Ino
Introduce her to Sasuke/Ino
Introduce her to Kakashi/Sakura
Tape her reaction to it.
Steal all her clothes when she's in the baths and change then with really slutty clothes.
Take photos of her in them
Show them to all the boys in the village
Laugh your ass off when they get nose bleeds (Yeah, they're that skimpy)
Convince Tsunade to take Ino as her apprentice
Laugh at Sakura's face when she learns
Run screaming 'PMSing Sakura' at the top of your lungs when she tries to kill you
Dye all her clothes black
Call her 'goth' when she wears them out.
Mess with her test results so she flunks all the time
Blab to the entire village about it
Tell her that even Choji is to good for her
Show Sakura the proof Sasuke's hair is styled like a ducks ass
Explain how pink is the most disgusting colour in the world
Tell her to die
Try to kill her
Convince Sasuke to make out with Ino in front of Sakura on Valentines day
Laugh at Sakura for just being herself
Blow a raspberry every time she tries to talk
Interrupt her whenever she starts to talk
Act like you didn't know she was talking
Laugh when she gets made.
Tell everyone she invented cooties and they turn you into Sakura clones
Tell them that's why half the girls like Sasuke
Tell Lee Sakura wants to date him
Beat up Sakura for turning him down
Tell Lord Hokage about how fanfiction is a view of the future and Sakura plans to leave Kohana'
Tap her being arrested
Show it to everyone, even though it's supposed to be confidential
Call her a traitor
Introduce her to me
Show her this list