It was the annual OC creation contest day at Tall's school, and as usual, everyone did a crappy knockoff of Sonic, but with edgy back stories and terrible art. Tall's Sonic ripoff was just Sonic, but afraid of eggs. He submitted his OC, not expecting the confrontation from his teacher that came shortly after.
Talls! Come up here at once! "Did I do something wrong?" Asked Talls " yes, very, do you have any idea how hedgist this is towards blue hedgehogs?" Said the teacher, brandishing Tall's OC. "I will not stand for this microaggression in my classroom, either you change the fear, or you can spend the week in detention" "sorry sir, I don't see what the problem is" said Talls. " You don't see what the problem is? Are you aware of all of the violence inflicted on blue hedgehogs by the EEE?( Eggcellent Egg Eggressors)?" Do you support their actions? Is that what you're saying by making this?
" No sir, I just don't like the taste of eggs, and I had to make him different somehow" said Talls. " A likely story, we'll be having a talk with your parents about this" said the teacher.
To his disbelief, Talls later found himself in a parent teacher conference, which had started well enough, but had devolved into a shouting match. " He is 8! How is he supposed to know about the EEE! He got salmonella from an undercooked egg when he was 6! How is this a problem" shouted his parents, " do you realize by defending your son, you are making it worse? I will not let this casual hedgism stand in my classroom, either he changes this, or I will take this to the principal!" Threatened the teacher.
" He doesn't like eggs because he got sick from one, so he modeled his crappy Sonic rip-off off of himself. These actions were not an allusion to the EEE, but merely an 8-year-old expressing his dislike of a food". "I see" said the principal, then added " thank you so much for bringing this to me before he did, I've been wanting to fire him since he failed a student for creating an OC based off cream whose favorite food was carrots, he said it was "rabist", unfortunately I was too late, but not this time"
After this, as if he were summoned by the microaggressions he was sure was taking place in the office, the teacher entered the room. " Mr. Lastnamethatexemplifiesacertaintraitforthesakeofexposition, I was just about to call you in, but I don't need to anymore, as you can clearly see." " That statement is a microaggression against people with impaired vision, and if you don't apologise immidiately, I will sue! " interjected Mr. Lastname, before the principal continued by saying " this is exactly what we need to talk about, you need to remember that you work at elementary school, and that you are working with children. You claim to be fighting "microaggressions", but if you're the only one who can make the connection to see them, then who's the real problem here?
" By defending these microaggressions, are you saying you support the EEE? That innocent hedgehogs should be terrorized simply because one of them stands up to Eggman?" Said the teacher. " Absolutely not, what I am saying is that while discrimination should not be tolerated, all you do when you over-exaggerate is make people think you have no idea what you're talking about, and while you might make a decent point, it's completely lost among the ad hominem." To this, the teacher responded with " well if that's the attitude you're gonna have, I guess I'll just quit, this isn't the last you'll see of me!" Before he left, Talls said " isn't that offensive towards blind people? You said that like 2 paragrap- I mean minutes ago." To which the teacher pretended not to hear as he shut the door behind him.
A week later Talls found himself in a courtroom, after Mr.Lastname sued the school for "blatant racism". However, there was a delay. The EEE had shown up.
Part 2 next week