You remember the crack story of mine called Sold Out? We came up with this one too that night.
Walking along one night on a trip to steal yet another piece of art, Daisuke tripped over something. Looking back at the offensive object he thought to himself "Why me?"
Getting up without looking around he started to move forward with his eyes closed. Of course seeing how he just fell it wasn't that smart of an idea. He ran into something tall and firm within a matter of seconds. Glancing upward he noticed purple hair, and the same outfit he was wearing. "Dark?"
Hearing his name Dark turns and sees Daisuke on the floor once more.
Pausing because he thinks he's hallucinating, Daisuke looks Dark in the eyes. "Dark... Why.... why aren't you in my head?"
"Daisuke?!?! What are you doing down there?!" the phantom thief stammers.
"This is too awesome!" Daisuke says with joy.
Dark looks towards the ground with distain while muttering something along the lines of "Damn it all..."
Daisuke finally gets up off the ground. He brushes off his pants while saying, "Whats wrong Dark? Isn't this what you wanted?"
Dark looked away and our little redhead just barely heard a "Not really."
Tilting his head to one side Dai asks, "Why?"
Dark contemplated and finally gave an answer. "Well.... when you piss some girls off after a date its always nice to make it so that you dont actually exist...."
"Dark! What did you do this time?!" Demanded the smaller figure.
Dark turns around, not willing to be called out for his wrong doings.
"Dark.... What did you do?!"
"Well..... They all, uh, thought that they were my girlfriend..."
"And your point is....."
Chuckling nervously Dark answers Dai. "Well they uh.... allfoundoutabouteachother!!!"
"Dark!"
Dark laughs yet again as they hear an angry mob of girls coming. "What did you get get me involved with!! I can't believe you!!!"
"Sorry Dai-chan!" he yells out as he throws the poor child towards the approaching mob.
"DARK! WAIT!! YOU TRATOR!!!"
"Your okay Dai!, they won't rip you to shreds!!! (I hope)" he says as he runs off into the distance.
"YOU HOPE?!!"
The end... here's the original we came up with!
Daisuke: Dark, Why aren't you in my head?
Dark: OMFG!!!! YOUR RIGHT!!!!!
Daisuke: This is AWESOME!!
Dark: Damn it all…
Daisuke: What's wrong isn't this what you wanted?
Dark: Not really….
Daisuke: Why?
Dark: Well when you piss some girls off after a date….. its always nice to make it so you don't actually exist….
Daisuke: what did you do this time?
Dark:…….. I cant say……..
Daisuke: What?
Dark: You see they all thought that they were my girlfriend……
Daisuke: point?
Dark: Well you see, they uh they all found out about each other…..*chuckles nervously*
Daisuke: oh what did you get me involved with?
Dark: *chuckle* Sorry Dai-chan…… *all hear angry girl mob running towards them* *throws Daisuke at mob*
Daisuke: DARK!!! WAIT!!! TRAITOR!!!!
Dark: Your Okay Dai, they wont rip you to shreds!!! (I hope…..)
Dais: YOU HOPE?!?