The Mysterious Death of the Jonas Brothers
Another glorious day for aro volturi would also be a great days for Jonas haters everywhere. Aro was out hunting. His throat burned like a hot stove and his eyes were a deep charcoal black when he met his three la tu catantes. Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas. Aro, being a grown man. Well vampire, had no idea who the heck these ugly people were. He just knew that there blood was the most potent thing he had ever smelt. He lunged for there throats and they were dead in an instant. He licked his chops not realizing that the room was filled with stalker fan girls that followed the Joe-ho's to Italy in their luggage. Fortunately their taste of books was better than their taste in music and they were huge twilight fans. So they agreed to let them go without telling if they'd hook him up with Edward Cullen. But Edward refused so aro was forced to kill the Joe-ho's fans.
Afterword:
The joe-ho's soon became vampires without knowing themselves. (That's how stupid they are!) And during a concert the Joe-ho's killed everybody in the concert. This sucked because they were vampires and vampires have velvet voices which makes them sound good!
THE END