Rrrrrespect
By Chris Devlin
E-Mail: Devlin1983@hotmail.com
This is my fourth Ali G/Pokémon Fan Fic. Previous fics are "Boyakasha", "Hear me now!!!" and "Is It Because I Is Black?"
Note: If your aren't from the UK you may not know who Ali G is (If you've seen the Madonna video for "Music" where she is in a limo with a weird guy driving then that's Ali G), so a lot of this humor may be lost on you. While there may appear to be lots of spelling mistakes this is the only way to convey how Ali G speaks and is deliberate. This takes the form of an Interview between Ali G and Misty.
Ali G: Rrrrrespect! I is ere today wiv hot bitch and star of top cartoon Pokémon, Misty. Ow is you today?
Misty: I'm fine thanks. And you?
Ali G: I is also fine, and if you don't mind me sayin you is well fit.
Misty (Blushing slightly): Eh, thanks.
Ali G: No, you isn't well fit. You is super fit. You is probably the fittest girl I as ever seen.
Misty (Uncontrollably Blushing): Thank you again.
Ali G: Anytime. Now we is always seein you walking about wiv that egg ting. Wot is dat?
Misty: Well, this is Togepi. It's the cutest thing in the world. And It's my baby Pokémon.
Ali G: Well, it aint quite as cute as you but nevermind. Anyway, all the other Pokémon tings dat I as seen can do cool attacks. Wot can this one do?
Misty: It doesn't know any attacks yet as it's just a baby but it should learn some when it gets older.
Ali G: Thats a bit shit aint it? I mean why carry it about if you can't get it to rumble in a huge ruck wiv the Team Rocket massive?
Misty: Well, it will be able to fight when its older, until then it can't fight. But I just love it so much.
Ali G: Ok. Right now the other people I've talked to had more Pokémon. Wot other types does you ave?
Misty: With me just now? I've got Togepi here, Staryu, Poliwag, Goldeen and Psyduck.
Ali G: Psyduck? I tink I saw one of dem in some cheesy film I saw a while back. It was one of dem and some big pink puffy ting.
Misty: Was it "Pokémon In Love"?
Ali G: I tink so. It was a bit shit though.
Misty: That was my Psyduck! My Psyduck was one of the stars.
Ali G: Really! That is so wicked! We ave so much in common. You know maybe we should get together sometime.
Misty: Maybe.
Ali G: Yeah, I'll ave to get your number later. Aaai.
Misty: We'll see.
Ali G: Now if you could be any type of Pokémon, wot kind would you be?
Misty: I'd be a water type. I just love water Pokémon.
Ali G: Well I tink you'd be a different type.
Misty: What kind do you mean?
Ali G: You'd be like dat Vulpix ting dat that Brock trainer ad. Cos it's well foxy.
Misty (Angry): Listen will you stop trying to come on to me. I'm not attracted to you in the slightest.
Ali G: Well in dat case I don't want ta talk to you. Get lost.
Misty: I plan to. (She gets up and storms off.)
Ali G: She was well up for it.