Warnings: Hmm... Odd pairing? Yaoi romancey fluffiness? Strangeness and mad OOC-ness?
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: The actual chocolates are made by Lindor, if anyone cares. They are the nummyness. But! Not as nummy as strawberry cheesecake ice cream, which is what I'm eating as I type this. Hee.
Anyway, I like this pairing and I haven't written anything for it before, so this is a teeny fic so I can say I have. Yup.
Special Chocolates.
"Exactly what makes them so special anyway?" Bakura demanded as his lover held up the little red box. They were sitting in the park on a bench with Yugi, Jounouchi, Anzu and Ryou.
"There are only four of them." Otogi replied, taking a seat on the thief's lap like it was his own personal throne. Everyone else stared. Not at the fact that Otogi was using Bakura as a chair, but that Bakura was letting him.
"So?" Bakura frowned, not seeing how this made the chocolates special.
Otogi rolled his eyes.
"So, they're ridiculously expensive."
Bakura's eyes lit up with interest at this revelation. He liked expensive things.
"And they're the best chocolates money can buy. They melt like butter in your mouth, all other foods pale in comparison." Otogi held up the box, smiling sweetly. "Do you want one, Bakky?"
Bakura ignored the pet name and narrowed his eyes.
"What's the catch?" He demanded.
Yugi-tachi continued to stare as Otogi pouted.
"Really now, I'm hurt that you don't trust me."
"Heh," Bakura replied, "If I trusted you that would make me very gullible, wouldn't it?"
Otogi smirked.
"Alright, alright. You know what you have to do if you want these delicious, expensive chocolates."
The thief scowled.
"No." He folded his arms in defiance. Otogi looked at him with those big, emerald eyes and fluttered his lashes.
"Please, Bakura-sama?" The dice player purred.
"Have you no shame?" Bakura muttered, knowing he was going to give in anyway.
"Not a drop."
"Hmph. Fine. I love you." Bakura frowned. "There, are you happy now?"
Otogi shook his head and smiled deviously.
"How much?"
Bakura sighed and looked skyward for strength, then stretched his arms out at his sides.
"This much."
Yugi-tachi blinked as one and kept on staring.
Otogi just grinned happily and gave Bakura the special chocolates and a kiss on the nose.
"You're a basket case."The grave robber muttered, clutching his prize. Otogi just smirked and twirled a lock of his ebony hair around his finger.
"You love it."
Yugi-tachi were inclined to believe him.
End.
Nope, I don't have any idea what I'm on about either. Mmm, strawberry cheesecake ice cream.