Twilight vs. the Slayer
One day walking in the grave yard the Cullens was hunting for blood to drink. They came across a teenager and they had no idea that she was the kick-ass slayer. She proceeded to attack them as usual but noticed they were sparkling instead of dying. Carlisle came to the front and said, "We are not your everyday vamps!" "and how is that?' said Buffy not convinced. Edward came on front this time and said, "I can't believe this! I person not familiar with twilight and a slayer! How can this possibly be!?" "Oh I'm familiar with twilight… IT SUCKED! And I thought you guys were vegetarians or something!" replied Buffy in an angered tone. "That was just for publicity! Let's kill this fuckin shit!" said Edward. Everybody charged at Buffy but there was no match! Sadly Buffy's new friends ran away.
Another day walking in the graveyard there was the colleens again. "Oh so happy to see you again!" said Carlisle. "Well couldn't miss the party! What's on the menu Cullen's or Cullen?" said Buffy in a harsh tone. "Well are menu was updated and moved to slayer. And they tried to drink her blood, but after one sip they forgot what they were doing and stumbled drunkenly to forks high, and noticed some cars in the lot, and stole them, planning to joy ride all the way to Toronto, Canada. But sadly, once again Edward needed to make water. While he was in the bathroom he threw up and Buffy re-formed. "Miss me? I know I missed you!" said the slayer. "Well actually I didn't think... think…think… "Edward passed out and Buffy killed all the Cullen's butt again she threw them up and it started all over again.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1