A/N : This is a co-work with Oceanna after doing her English homework. This is a parody, of course, but we're sorry to announce that every pairing mentioned in this story exists on ffnet. Even we found them a little suprising... But well, this is ffnet for you ^^ The French version is available on Oceanna's profile.

Life long love

The morning after the Final Battle, Hermione was crying next to the Whomping Willow where her lifelong hidden love had disappeared. She couldn't possibly live without him, her life was over. Harry had finally admitted his love for Draco Malfoy, who had thrown himself at his neck, crying with joy. Ron was far too busy with Luna Lovegood, much to Neville dismay, but Ginny was trying to help him to go through that terrible ordeal (after all, she has been disappointed by Harry's... deviancy). Hermione was all alone without anyone to help her. Were all her loves condemned to die ? First Cedric Diggory (whose cutting mind was better than Krum's, and she just couldn't leave him with a crying baby such as Cho !), then Sirius Black (honestly, who could resist his careless smile ?), then Albus Dumbledore (his maturity moved her, and his eyes... !), then Colin Crivey (he was so young, how could he die ?), then Severus Snape (since Harry had told everyone that he hadn't betrayed, all she could think about was his bravery, and she finally admitted that he was the one she wanted all along).

Suddenly, she gasped, feeling a hand on her shoulder. Severus was standing there, in front of her.

"So your not dead", she cried with relief.

"Obviously", he snorted with disdain.

"I've searched everywhere", she admitted with tenderness.

"For what ?", he asked with disinterest.

"For you", she confessed with hope.

"It's wonderful", he said with sarcasm.

"Do you think so ?", she replied with wit.

"Why, don't you ?", he retorted with irony

"It depends", she answered with humor.

"On what ?", he insisted with scorn.

"On you", she murmured with love.

"Why me ?", he snarled with hate

"Why not ?", she smiled with mystery

"A good question", he laughed without ease.

"Isn't it", she whispered with nostalgia.

"You're quite right", he conceded with shame.

"I always am", she added with pride.

He silenced her with passion.

"I love you", she claimed with joy.

"I love you too", he repeated with emotion.

A/N : (Rosine) : In my opinion, she didn't have any chance with Albus. He belongs to Minerva !