Time for a double dose of Square Enix goodness.

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Kim Diehl hummed to herself as she lathered her body with soap. The pink-haired witch was currently in the girls' washroom after having come back from a mission.

"That mission sucked so hard," muttered Kim. "I never want to deal with something that disgusting ever again."

She shuddered in disgust as she remembered the Kishin she had to deal with. It was a Kishin driven by gluttony and the way it acted like such a slob made Kim sick to her stomach. It was especially awful when during the fight she got covered in the nasty gook and grime that the Kishin was also covered with.

Rinsing the soap off of her body, she turned off the water and was about to step out of the shower. When she turned around though, she came face to face with a certain shinigami son, who was bright red in the face. Realizing that she was naked in front of him, she screamed.

"Must you be so loud?" questioned Kid, cringing from the high pitch noise.

"Seriously, Kid?! What the hell is with you and seeing me naked?!" demanded Kim as she tried to cover herself while glaring at the boy.

"I believe this is only the second time I've seen you naked."

"That's not the point!"

"…You're right. The reason I am here is that you did not turn in your mission report."

Kim's glare became fiercer. "Really? That's why you came all the way down here? You couldn't have just waited until I was done?!"

"You know the rules. All mission reports must be completed and turned in immediately upon return," replied Kid with a narrowed look.

A growl escaped Kim's throat. The nerve of this guy! He just waltz in here like he owns the place, see her naked…again, and demands that she fill out her mission report as if it were more important than her being nice and clean! Like hell she'd let him get away with this!

Grabbing Kid by his jacket (which meant she was no longer covered), Kim started to shake the death teen roughly. "Now you listen to me, Kid! Some things are more important than mission reports, especially when I was covered head to toe with nasty, smelly Kishin bile! My clothes were ruined because of that mission! So you better think twice next time I come back from a mission, because if you see me naked again without my consent, I will kill you and I don't care if you are Lord Death's son!"

Kim looked into Kid's now wide eyes, satisfied that they held fear. She was glad that she was able to get through that thick skull of his, although she always figured Black*Star was the one with the thick skull. Unfortunately, Kim's words weren't the reason why Kid looked so afraid.

"Y-You're breast…why is one slightly bigger than the other?! Why aren't they symmetrical?!"

While Kid was on the verge of a panic attack thanks to his OCD, Kim's face slowly but surely became bright red from both embarrassment and anger. Letting out a feral scream, she swung with all her might and slapped Kid in the face. The attack was so strong that the young shinigami lay unconscious on the washroom floor with a bright red handprint on his right cheek.

"Stupid Kid," muttered Kim, her face still red. "Did he really have to say that to me? Let's see how he likes walking around with half his face swollen."

Getting dressed in a new set of clothes, Kim dragged the unconscious Kid out of the washroom and left him out in the hall. Maybe after he suffered a bit with his asymmetrical appearance she'll apologize…of course he'll have to apologize first after what he said about her breasts.

FIN

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Soul Eater is another one of those series I've wanted to write something for, but never got around to doing so. The world needs more Soul x Tsubaki fics!