Dear Honored Elder Sister(Luna),

As you can probably figure out by the world still existing, I did the job you asked me to. Please don't' show me what the "or else" was in your letter.

Lina

PS: I'm dating Xelloss.

PPS: How is the waitressing going?

PPPS: I will NOT be in this city, so please don't reply.

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Dear Little sister (Lina),

You're dating WHAT? Meet me at 7:30 in the inn of the dancing fish, or else.

Luna

PS: I always know where you are.

PPS: I'm taking off of work for this, you owe me.

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Lina glanced at the door nervously. Luna, quite frankly, scared the shit out of her. She'd rather be anywhere else, but if Luna said jump, you didn't say how high, or when can I come down; you jumped and ran.

"Lina, why am I here?" Gourry asked. He looked over to the redheaded sorceress who was sitting relativly close to Xelloss blankly.

"Human Shield."

"What?" Gourry frowned. "I don't think that sounds like a good id-"

"Good evening!" Luna sat down at the table.

"Who are you?" Gourry asked. Lina stomped his foot hard.

Xelloss smiled uneasily, but he couldn't quite think of anything else to do. Luna made him nervous, and he really didn't want Lina to know that. Xelloss didn't want Lina to be more worried. She didn't destroy as much when she was scared of what her sister would do to her.

Luna smiled at her sister, for some reason, while being a normal smile of hers, it really scared Lina. She liked that. Lina needed some discipline. Still. "What I would like to know isHow?"

"Well Lina likes to destroy things, and I like destruction" Xelloss said, cut off by Lina who elbowed him. He opened a single amethyst eye to look at her.

"I see."

Silence.

"I'm sorry, honored sister, I'll never ever do anything bad again just please please please don't hurt me." Lina was on her knees and clinging to the edge of Luna's skirt.

Luna thought this was amusing. "I don't mind you dating Xelloss."

"Wait a minute." Gourry looked from Lina to Xelloss. "Lina, You're dating Xelloss?" Xelloss sweat-dropped.

"Where have you been, jellyfish brains!?" Lina said, then remembering her sister was there "eep"ed and corrected her outburst. "I mean, yes I am."

Luna frowned. Lina was such a rude child, even though she was on her best behavior around her big sister. "So you'll come back and stay with me where I can keep an eye on you two."

Lina whimpered. "I don't think that's a good idea." She grabbed Xelloss's arm, "Run!"

The two disappeared.

Luna frowned and went to find them.

Gourry looked around the now empty table. "They're DATING?"