Episode 1: Introduction to the Super Jerrie and Turbo Teazer Show
The Madcap Adventures of
Super Jerrie and Turbo Teazer
Faster than Macavity's speeding bullet
More powerful than Skimbleshanks' locomotive
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Is it the Great Rumpus Cat?!
HECK NO! It's
SUPER JERRIE!!!
And his sidekick TURBO TEAZER!
A giant J flashes onto screen
Jemima is sitting on a sidewalk, sucking on her lollipop, when Alonzo comes and takes it away from her
Jemima: Give it back!
Alonzo: HECK NO! He picks up Jemima, and throws her in a hole
Jemima: How can I get out of the hole! Distressed I don't even have my sucker anymore. Somebody, anybody, HELP ME!
Back at headquarters…
It is a peaceful autumn day for Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. They are listening to the radio, when suddenly Mungojerrie hears a cry for help.
Mungojerrie: Oi hear a croi for 'elp!
Rumpleteazer: Cleaning ear out with pencil Oi don EAR anything. Laughs at own joke
Mungojerrie: Well OI do! That's a Cat in SERIOUS trouble! This is a job for….
SUPER JERRIE!!!!
Rumpleteazer: And his sidekick TURBO TEAZAH!!!!
Mungojerrie transforms from stringy, stinky thief to man made of steal. Steal. Whereas Rumpleteazer stays a stringy, stinky thief but gets gloves and a mask
Super Jerrie : Grabbing car keys Now it's toime for…
Turbo Teazer: Ooh! Ooh! Oi wonna say! Oi wonna say it!
Super Jerrie: Sigh All roight. But just this once.
Turbo Teazer: Breathes a deep breath THE GETTAWAY CAR!
Super Jerrie: Uses supersonic shushing Come on! We gots a loife to save!
That same J flashes onto screen
Back to Jemima…
Jemima is now sitting in the hole, silent. There is nothing more to do but wait
Jemima: What if no one comes for me? What if I die in this hole? She has now given up and is just ready to die when…
SUPER JERRIE TO THE RESCUE!!!
AND TURBO TEAZER!
Super Jerrie and Turbo Teazer look into hole
Super Jerrie: Do you need help, moi little friend?
Jemima: Yes, yes, please! I must have been in here for ages!
Turbo Teazer: We'll get you out of there before you can say "Bob's your Uncle!"
Super Jerrie: Throws grappling hook into hole
Jemima: How do you expect me to be pulled out of here on a grappling hook? I'm not a fish!
Super Jerrie: Hooks grappling hook to side of hole and throws rope end into the hole
Jemima: That's better. Climbs out of hole
Super Jerrie: Now tell us wot happened, Jemima.
Jemima: Well, I was sitting there sucking on my lollipop and Alonzo came up to me and took it.
Super Jerrie: Wroite this down, Turbo Teazah…Turbo Teazah?
Turbo Teazer: Alonzo!!!!! Bursts into tears He hates me, Mungojerrie!
Super Jerrie: That's not moi name!
Turbo Teazer: OI DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alonzo makes a run for it
Super Jerrie: Grabs Turbo Teazer and forces her to do a double-windmill. They turn into a machine, and run over Alonzo, knocking him down
Alonzo: Look, I didn't have enough money for candy, and I had to steal it somehow.
Super Jerrie: Sometimes stealing isn't always the answer. Stuff him in the loot bag, Turbo Teazer.
Turbo Teazer: Hops into the loot bag and pulls Alonzo in after her
Super Jerrie: GET OUT OF THERE!!!! Pulls Turbo Teazer out
Turbo Teazer: Whimpers
Jemima: Oh thank you Super Jerrie, thank you Turbo Teazer!
Turbo Teazer: Don't thank us-thank me!
Super Jerrie: Pushes Turbo Teazer into that hole Don't thank us Jemima, it's our job!